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Don't Expect Anything New from the NRA Regarding the Latest Baby With a Gun

Given the lobbyist group's silence during those dozens of other instances in which babies with guns killed other babies, don't hold your breath for a sudden epiphany about keeping firearms out of the hands of children.
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For nearly two years, I've been covering a seemingly never-ending series of stories in which children with guns shoot other children or adults. My coverage was originally inspired by a horrendous bumper sticker produced by Rep. Steve Stockman (R-TX), featuring the slogan: "If babies had guns, they wouldn't be aborted."


Sadly, children do have guns. Not only do they have guns that are specifically marketed to them, but more often than not, they're getting their guns from their parents or guardians, either accidentally or intentionally. Here are just a few headlines from December, 2012 through May, 2013 alone:

May 15, 2013. Lake City, Florida.
Florida boy, 11, accidentally shot dead by 4-year-old, police say

May 11, 2013. Denton, Texas.
Denton boy, 5, accidentally shot in head by older brother, 8

May 10, 2013. Camden, New Jersey.
11-Year-Old New Jersey Boy Shoots 12-Year-Old In The Face

May 9, 2013. Corsicana, Texas.
2-year-old Texas boy shoots himself in the head with father’s handgun

May 8, 2013. Houston, Texas:
Boy, 5, accidentally shoots brother, 7, in northeast Houston

May 8, 2013. Tampa, Florida:
3-Year-Old Fatally Shoots Himself With Uncle's Gun

May 6, 2013. Indianapolis, Indiana:
Police: 4-year-old boy grabbed gun, shot himself in hand

May 5, 2013. Oakland Park, Florida:
13-Year-Old Boy Shoots 6-Year-Old Sister In Florida

May 2, 2013. Yuma, Arizona:
Arizona 3-year-old fatally shoots himself in face with meth grandma’s gun

May 2, 2013. Cumberland County, Kentucky:
5-year-old Kentucky boy fatally shoots 2-year-old sister

April 30, 2013. Mountain Village, Alaska:
5-year-old shot, killed by 8-year-old brother in remote Alaska

April 9, 2013:
Boy, 4, shoots and kills playmate, 6

April 8, 2013:
Tennessee deputy's wife killed by 4-year-old child handling gun 

February 24, 2013:
4-year-old killed himself with dad's gun in N. Houston 

February 22, 2013:
Boy, 2, accidentally shoots self after finding gun in mother's purse 

February 5, 2013:
3-year-old S.C. boy killed after mistaking pink handgun for toy

January 24, 2013:
Four-year-old Ohio boy shoots himself dead with father's gun 'he didn't know was real' 

January 10, 2013:
Child playing with gun accidentally shoots self 

December 25, 2012:
Father arrested after son, two, grabbed his gun from table and shot himself in Christmas Day tragedy

December 5, 2012:
Minneapolis boy, 4, finds gun, shoots brother, 2, police say

I stopped covering the story after roughly 30 incidents, mainly because it was becoming too painful. But here we are again today, reading about the death of a gun-school instructor who was shot by a 9-year-old girl with an Uzi. Yes, an Uzi. The '80s action movie weapon, as if this is necessary for home protection or hunting.

A man is dead and a child's life, at least psychologically, is in serious jeopardy. Why? Who the hell knows. But it's not difficult to profile the worldview of her parents.

If only babies had guns...

(Take note of how often the "Cricket" is pointed at the heads of other people.)

On social media and elsewhere, the question has been repeated: how will the NRA respond this time? Given the lobbyist group's silence during those dozens of other instances in which babies with guns killed other babies, don't hold your breath for a sudden epiphany about keeping firearms out of the hands of children. All we need to do is it rewind to June for an indication of the NRA's response.

Naturally, they'll call for more firearm training for children, even though an instructor was just killed by someone who was too young to know about Cheney shooting his hunting partner in the face. In fact, one of their propaganda videos from June was literally named "Everyone Gets a Gun." The video went on to not only call for government-subsidized guns and free ammunition (socialism!), but it also suggested that firearm lessons be taught in school alongside English and math. Why? Because guns, the hipster narrator told us, "make people's lives better." Cruelly ironic given what happened yesterday.

There will be no epiphany. The NRA will almost surely up the ante and demand the further relaxing of gun laws -- this time specifically in reference to children. This is what they do. And, as I've written too often, it'll just keep happening over and over and over.