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Fox News' Gutfeld: Feminists Who Are Angry About Hobby Lobby are 'Shrieking' 'Hysterics'

No wonder women are pissed off. It's a reaction that The Five's Eric Bolling and Greg Gutfeld don't understand, partly because they likely have Cadillac insurance plans paid for by NewsCorp, but also because they're misogynists.
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If you jumped into your time-traveling DeLorean, set the flux-capacitor to 1993, and traveled back in time to ask former President Bill Clinton about the scope of the Religious Freedom Restoration Act (RFRA), which he signed that year, it's doubtful he'd agree that neither this law nor the Establishment and Free Exercise Clauses of the First Amendment extend to corporations of any size. Nevertheless, this Clinton meme is the basis for the latest Fox News argument in support of the controversial Supreme Court decision in Burwell v Hobby Lobby Stores.

All day Tuesday, Fox News repeated over and over and over again that the conservative justices of the Supreme Court were merely upholding a bill which President Clinton signed in the early 1990s, therefore the left shouldn't object to it. First of all, there's quite a bit of Clinton's record that the left wasn't very happy about. Secondly, while it's true that RFRA was the law referenced by the justices to support Hobby Lobby's argument, it was never the intention of the law to extend religious freedoms to inanimate corporate entities. It was merely overreach by the conservative justices, the likes of which popped up in the Citizens United case several years ago. You know the line: corporations are people, my friend. That's the overreach, even though, rationally speaking, it's impossible for a non-human, non-living construct, which enjoys its own separate tax obligations and regulations, to be a person. Simply put: a corporation can not engage in "religious exercise."

In fact, the word "corporation" or "business" doesn't appear anywhere in the RFRA. This is entirely the whimsy of the conservative justices: corporations are people, people practice religion, therefore corporations practice religion. Contrary to this view was Justice Ginsburg who wrote in her excellent dissenting opinion:

"Religious organizations exist to foster the interests of persons subscribing to the same religious faith. Not so of for-profit corporations. Workers who sustain the operations of those corporations commonly are not drawn from one religious community."

In other words, corporations aren't churches and churches aren't corporations.

Now, yes, Hobby Lobby is owned by David Green, a human, and operated by hundreds of other humans. So I suppose it could be argued that the decisions behind the operation of the corporation are made by humans, and so humans should be allowed to make decisions based on his or her religion. But as we've covered many, many times before by parsing some of the more dogmatic, ridiculous sections of the Bible (or the Quran for that matter), those human executives could ostensibly use the Free Exercise Clause to get away with all sorts of terrible things. In the case of Hobby Lobby, the owners believe that four forms of emergency birth control mandated by the Affordable Care Act are abortion-inducing medications, and because they're religiously opposed to abortion, they shouldn't have to pay employee premiums into insurance plans that provide what they believe are abortion services. Meanwhile, Green and Hobby Lobby believe the other 16 contraception meds are totally permissible. The problem is that science has proved that the four meds aren't abortion-inducing in any way.

As Chez Pazienza wrote yesterday, the owners of Hobby Lobby believe something that is objectively untrue, and the fact that they're okay with other forms of birth control which operate similarly to the four they dislike proves an obvious example of cognitive dissonance indicating that this really isn't a religious objection, but very likely a political one. On the other hand, if Hobby Lobby owners were being told by the government that, say, they have to keep their stores and offices open on Sundays and especially Easter Sunday, I could understand their objection, as well as a subsequent argument in court. Sunday is empirically a religious day of worship -- especially Easter Sunday. But the Plan-B pill and the IUD aren't empirically abortion-inducing and therefore can't be objected to on religious grounds without objecting to the other contraceptives on the list.

This is yet again another example of religion allowing the religious to cherry-pick their beliefs, often at the expense of others. If a special dispensation on these grounds is allowed, where does it end? And how deeply into Leviticus do they get to descend before their religious freedom hits the rest of us in the face? Or uterus?

Of course this is exactly why feminists, among others, were angry about the Court's Hobby Lobby decision. The Court's ruling provides a religious dispensation for 90 percent of American corporations, and (in the near term) it will directly impact women, and women alone, specifically those who are in a very difficult fix. As we covered yesterday, it could actually force more women into abortion clinics; maybe a hundred women, or maybe three. Does it matter? I thought the anti-choice crowd believed murder was murder, so why on earth would they support a decision that helps women to prevent conception in the first place, leading to unplanned pregnancies and abortions? Fox News hosts said all day yesterday that it "only" effects a few people. Well, isn't a few abortions a few too many?

No wonder women are pissed off. It's an understandable reaction that The Five's Eric Bolling and Greg Gutfeld don't understand, partly because they likely have Cadillac insurance plans paid for by NewsCorp, but also because they're misogynists. Via MMFA:

We'll get to Gutfeld presently, but, while Bob Beckel slept peacefully next to him, Fox News' reproductive biology expert Eric Bolling once again said that Plan-B and the other ACA-mandated emergency contraceptives "killed a fetus after conception." Once again, a newly fertilized egg is called a zygote, and doesn't become a fetus until three months later, at which time "emergency contraception" is useless since it only prevents ovulation and fertilization. Secondly, none of the ACA meds "kill" anything after conception because the meds prevent conception in the first place. Duh. Again.

Now to Gutfeld and the feminist reaction to the decision. I won't bore you with a full transcript documenting how he characterized various reactions to Hobby Lobby. Instead, here's a list of words he used in his douchey monologue to describe "the feminist bloggers."


--No grace.

--Screaming is what they majored in.

--[College] degrees in grievance.

--No skill. No talent.



--Truly resembling hysterics.


One of the female panelists added, "It's no longer, 'I am woman, hear me roar.' It's, 'I am woman, hear me beg.'" No one's begging for anything because they'd be helping to pay the premiums, as well as earning through work, these employer-based insurance policies! And all they wanted was to receive appropriate reproductive health coverage without this so-called "religion-based" objection. If a man gets to receive coverage for prostate and testicular meds, procedures and exams, so should women with their analogous organs, and considering the added necessity that women can become pregnant.

And if Fox News believes some feminists on Twitter or the blogs misunderstood the decision, I'm not so sure the dinguses who think a newly fertilized egg is a "fetus" should be lecturing anyone about accuracy or reading comprehension.