You are a human.
By virtue of reading the headline and clicking on this article, you've demonstrated that you are able to participate in symbolic communication -- in this case, the English language. You have erect posture and are capable of bipedal locomotion. You also possess unrivaled manual dexterity. You are a social animal, which is why you likely arrived here via social media such as Facebook, Twitter, or other platform on which humans display their uncanny knack for procrastination, but also their ability to use complex tools such as the iPhone 5.
Famous humans include include Plato, Dolley Madison, and John C. Reilly.