It's Monday and unless you plan to celebrate Cinco de Mayor all day that means it's probably back to the gerbil wheel with you. Here are a few headlines and assorted internet droppings to make your morning complete.
1. A lot of questions about this one.
2. It's shocking this kind of thing doesn't happen more often.
3. Strong words from strong (and cool) women.
4. "It was if millions of nerds cried out in orgasmic bliss..."
5. And from this weekend's White House Correspondents Dinner, Joel McHale's best line of the night.