Happy Tuesday! It's going to be okay! Here's what's happening on the interweb:
Ann Coulter, the white witch of the north, got taken down a peg or two when she tweeted this twat on her Twitter:
A top EU court has ruled Google must amend some search results at the request of ordinary people in a test of the so-called "right to be forgotten". The European Union Court of Justice said links to "irrelevant" and outdated data should be erased on request.
Google looked like they were listening to the EU court and occasionally even nodded along or grunted "mmhmm," but the EU is worried that Google might not have been listening because of all the time it spends on that damned phone .
People need to learn to stop taking on Patton Oswalt. He is the Internet Goldberg. He will win.