Happy Monday. Let's give you a few headlines and other assorted internet goodies to pass the time and make you forget that you're back at work.
1. Between ebola and this, we're all gonna be dead soon.
2. Fucking lovely.
3. A few weeks ago I said that, upon leaving CBS, Sharyl Attkisson's next stop would be Fox News. Well, she's made two appearances on the network in a week -- and she's spent both of them bitching about Obama.
4. In honor of Batman's 75th anniversary, here's an entirely new animated Batman short.