It's Friday. That's about all that needs to be said. Here are your morning headlines and assorted internet goodies.
1. Curiouser and curiouser.
2. If you're in the market for a six-ton barrel of butter, we can point you to a good yard sale.
3. It moved from rumor to outrage to casualties at light speed. Whatever your opinion of the controversy that led to the resignation of Mozilla's CEO, here's how it all went down.
4. Is there still a place for Captain America in the America of today?
5. Are you really reading this right now?