It's Monday once again. Here's a few headlines and some other reading material to deaden the blow as you jump back into the hamster wheel.
1. That sound you hear is the ground opening up under Donald Sterling's feet.
And now, a message from Snoop Dogg.
2. Meanwhile, in the ongoing saga of America's other racist-asshole-of-the-moment...
3. I have to admit, when I read this quickly I thought it said Huma Abedin -- and I was sure the internet had already exploded.
4. Yes, it's called TLC.
5. Who wants a mustache ride?