THE MORNING BANTER: Russian Secrets, Angry Jon Stewart, ESPY's Drake, and Saturday Night Live

Happy Thursday! There's a light at the end of the tunnel! Here's what's happening on the interweb:

1. Russia Didn’t Share All Details on Boston Bombing Suspect, Report Says

The Russian government declined to provide the F.B.I. with information about one of the Boston Marathon bombing suspects that would most likely have led to more extensive scrutiny of him at least two years before the attack, according to an inspector general’s report.

Well this is going to be an awkward chapter for the usually chummy relationship between the US and Russia...

2. Salon Really Wants You To Know About This One Person Who Got Angry at a Taping of “The Daily Show” One Time

Salon couldn't think of anything to be unnecessarily outraged about, so they asked someone to write about an incident from 6 years ago in which Jon Stewart appropriately responded to a stimuli.

3.  Drake Is Hosting the 2014 ESPYS

Drake has been announced as the host of the 2014 ESPYs. Expect a lot of comments...

4. WATCH: SNL Backstage: Studio 8H Time-Lapse