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Wikipedia Founder Smacks Down Petition To Include Holistic Medicine in Science Articles

Maybe holistic remedies work and maybe they don’t, but what they’re not is science and therefore they don’t by any stretch of the imagination belong in the same discussion as scientific medicine.
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Maybe if we're lucky Neil DeGrasse Tyson will be the new face of some kind of revolution within our culture. Maybe his willingness to take a stand in the name of logic and reason and his unwillingness to suffer the fools who believe otherwise -- coupled with his current pop culture status -- will finally help to shine light into the still resistant darkness. Don't hold your breath on this, of course, but it would be nice to think that, regardless, there's some kind of movement slowly taking shape in the U.S. right now aimed at stamping out stupidity and ignorance.

Now picking up a sword in that fight is Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales. It probably won't surprise you to learn that, much like the thoroughly unscientific creationists who are demanding equal time alongside proven fact to hawk their nonsense, there's a push online to conflate the worlds of science and holistic medicine. Thousands have now signed a petition -- because, of course -- demanding that Wikipedia moderators be less skeptical and essentially place largely unproven homeopathic remedies on an equal footing with proven scientific medicine in the name of "discourse." They're not doing that at the moment, apparently. And if you ask these people, that's a problem.

As a result, people who are interested in the benefits of Energy Medicine, Energy Psychology, and specific approaches such as the Emotional Freedom Techniques, Thought Field Therapy and the Tapas Acupressure Technique, turn to your pages, trust what they read, and do not pursue getting help from these approaches which research has, in fact, proven to be of great benefit to many.

Now obviously any idiot can start a petition and amass enough signatures from the like-minded to believe that those numbers should democratically enforce his or her views and bend reality to his or her desires. It happens all the time and while some social media advocacy campaigns really can do good, there's little in our narcissistic culture right now more deserving of open hostility and resistance than their abuse. But Jimmy Wales has decided to respond to this petition personally. And that response is a thing of beauty.

No, you have to be kidding me. Every single person who signed this petition needs to go back to check their premises and think harder about what it means to be honest, factual, truthful. Wikipedia’s policies around this kind of thing are exactly spot-on and correct. If you can get your work published in respectable scientific journals – that is to say, if you can produce evidence through replicable scientific experiments, then Wikipedia will cover it appropriately. What we won’t do is pretend that the work of lunatic charlatans is the equivalent of “true scientific discourse”. It isn’t.

Perfectly said and with no equivocation: Maybe holistic remedies work and maybe they don't, but what they're not is science and therefore they don't by any stretch of the imagination belong in the same discussion as scientific medicine. The irony is that Wikipedia was one of the first outlets to democratically crowdsource for information, allowing the masses to literally adjust the definition and meaning of words and phrases until it suits them. Stephen Colbert even created a neologism for this phenomenon back in 2006: "Wikiality," which he said was characterized by the belief that "together we can create a reality that we all agree on -- the reality we just agreed on." But in the ensuing eight years Wales and his moderators have apparently dedicated themselves to cracking down on the abuse of "reality" as best as possible. And it's obvious that at least as a general rule Wales is against pseudoscience sharing the same stage with science.

It's good that more people seem to be taking the kind of stand he's taking. Because it works like this: You're entitled to believe whatever you want, but just because you believe it, have a bunch of people behind you who believe it too, and maybe have some flimsy anecdotal information backing it up -- or in the case of faith, have nothing at all -- that doesn't mean it gets to cloud the issue and be granted the same status as that which has mountains of empirical evidence behind it. Controversy isn't cause, particularly not when there isn't really any controversy other than what you're creating out of thin air. It's time the prophets of pseudoscience-and-intellectualism got that through their thick heads.

In this particular case, no, you don't get to demand "true scientific discourse" because you don't have true science.