WATCH: A Special Gift for Fox News Hosts and Their Putin Man-Crush

Try not to, um, swoon all over the place, Fox News hosts. Here now, hearth-throb (and totally not apeshit crazy dictator) President Vladimir Vladimirovich "Pooty-Poot" Putin performing Fats Dominos' timeless classic "Blueberry Hill," courtesy of the (totally not a Russian propaganda front) RT network.

Yes, really.

You're welcome.