THE MORNING BANTER: Russia Intervention, Complex Obama, High-Paying Internships, and the Full Hollywood Treatment

Good morning Ruby Tuesday. Here's what's happening on the interweb:

Good morning Ruby Tuesday. Here's what's happening on the interweb:

1. Russia: Ukraine's Yanukovych Asked For Military Intervention

Ukraine's ousted leader Viktor Yanukovych has sent a letter to Russian President Vladimir Putin requesting that he use the Russian military to restore law and order in Ukraine, Moscow's U.N. envoy said on Monday. Because nothing has ever gone wrong, he cited, he when the Russian military is involved.

I wonder how Obama will react since...

2. President Obama Is Neither a Weak, Indecisive Liberal nor a Blood-Thirsty, Warmongering Conservative

According to our own Bob Cesca, apparently Obama is a complex individual who can't be painted into extreme corners, no matter how much each party would like to do so. Go figure.

3.  The 10 Highest Paying Tech Internships

Because there's nothing better than knowing a 20-year old on  summer vacation is making 300% more than you...

4. My Best Celebrity Selfie Ever

Thanks to the website Urturn, you can know crop your face (or your baby's, or your dog's) into the star-studded, most retweeted photo of all time that got snapped at the Oscars this weekend. It's the closest you'll ever come to tasting that sweet, sweet nectar of Hollywood royalty.