It's only Tuesday. Try not to think about it. Here's what's happening on the interweb:
Only a week after launching The World Post, Arianna Huffington is now launching the Brasil Post, in partnership with the Abril Group, one of Latin America's legendary media companies, in hopes of showing that Brazil is famous for more than just hookers and Blanka from Street Fighter.
President Barack Obama will announce during Tuesday night’s State of the Union address that he's raising the minimum wage for workers under federal contracts to $10.10 per hour. Upon hearing the news, many members of the press were upset that Obama did not introduce this announcement with a "SPOILER ALERT!"
Someone made a joke about Jesus on our Facebook page, Facebook flipped out, so we decided to go and make a whole post about it. Suck on that Zuckerberg.
4. The NFL Season in 60 Seconds
The Super Bowl is this weekend, and for those of you that forgot to watch the 20 weeks of football leading up to it, here's a handy video to catch you up: