It's Friday, which if you're lucky is pretty meaningless this week. Here's some reading material for your morning regardless.
1. Party Crashers
John Boehner is determined not to see a repeat of the insurgent lunacy the tea party wrought over the past year, which is why he and the establishment Republicans have apparently hatched a plan to sit on that zoo fraternity of his.
Remember, though, that as Fox News has trumpeted for the past couple of months to its audience of terrified aging white people, the "Knockout Game" is only played by black kids and is always directed at whites.
3. The Devil & the Details
In keeping with the holiday theme -- wait, The Exorcist was released the day after fucking Christmas?
4. Reading is Fundamental
And because we're all still somewhat on vacation here, may as well outsource even this segment to somebody else.
Have a good weekend, all.