It's Thursday, which is basically Friday, which is basically the weekend! Here's what's happening on the interweb:
Sarah Palin cancelled her appearance on “Today” with Matt Lauer in the wake of MSNBC host Martin Bashir inferring that someone should shit in her mouth. When Matt Lauer was informed of this, he responded with a resounding “meh.”
The Denver Post is hiring an editor to “oversee the development and maintenance of a recreational marijuana website.” Dave was thought to be a shoe-in for the position, but after a thorough investigation, it’s been confirmed that Dave’s not here
If you saw our 10 Best Kanye/Bret Easton Ellis quotes post, you know that Kanye recently dissed the online retailer Zappos, calling their wares “shit product.” Well, Zappos just responded with the kind of smart ass humor that we just have to applaud.
4. Female Empowerment + Rube Goldberg + Beastie Boys = One of the best videos of the year