If you're one of those people who's spent week after week over the last five years with your head in your hands muttering, "No, no, not again -- ah, poor Jesse," then this is for you. It's hilarious. It's disturbing. It's sad. Compliments of Slate it's every terrible and painful thing that's happened to Jesse Pinkman on Breaking Bad since the beginning of the show -- all set to REM's Everybody Hurts.

It's the best thing you'll see all day, bitch.