I’ve been a fan of yours since I was watching Fresh Prince reruns before school on TBS. Every time my mom and I went to SYMS to buy a blazer, I begged for one with a fun inner lining so that I could wear it inside-out like you. And when the time came for you to be a father, I was ready to give Jaden a chance...
If you’re a pizza eater, you may also be a patron of the arts. That is if you order from Dominos—you know, the second largest pizza chain in the world, the one without Peyton Manning as a spokesperson. “Our pizza sucks.” Yeah, that one.
Gawker is a gossip and snark site, so mentioning a quick line about the sex of Shep's "date" as part of a general description maybe wasn't entirely out of line. But the fact that Gawker went the extra mile to really play up the physical aspect of Shep's interaction with someone who isn't a name and who therefore isn't newsworthy for any reason other than the fact that he's a man is undeniably tawdry.
There is an American tradition of frequent war. Indeed, over the course of the country’s history the United States has been at war almost constantly. The people of the United States are (perhaps unconsciously) acclimated to always being in one sort of armed conflict or another.