In this week's 'Celebrities Are Important Because...' column, we imagine ourself as Kim Kardashian and write about how difficult it is being, like, pregnant, getting followed by the paparazzi, and having a family that doesn't appreciate how famous they are.
In our new weekly column, Jessica Furst looks at the monumentally important lives of celebrities and why we should follow their every move. In this weeks edition we look at the shenanigans of teeny bopper mega millionaire Justin Beiber and why 37 million are 'Beliebers'.
In this week's 'Celebrities Are Important Because...' column we look at the incredibly important 'Met Ball' in New York where celebrities get photographed wearing outfits that cost more than most people earn in a year. Never heard of it? Shame on you!
This week’s 'Celebrities Are Important Because...' column looks at actress and mom Jessica Alba. You may have seen her in some comic book movie, some horror movie and some movie where she wears a bikini, but she also has a lot of tips on how to spend a lot of money on things you don’t really need.
To catch you up on someone Matt Taiibi once called "a mean little dunce who’s wedged herself into a nicely paying career as a GOP spokesclown" here are some of Michelle Malkin's greatest hits: