Well, that didn't take long. Days after nine African Americans were murdered in cold blood by a psychopathic racist, and literally hours after the debate began to focus on getting rid of the Confederate flag, Rush Limbaugh has leapt to the defense of persecuted white people everywhere.
There are many ways to describe Rush Limbaugh - conservative radio behemoth, Viagra smuggler, Warrior on Women - but Award-Winning Children's Book Author was never one of them, until now. Limbaugh's Rush Revere and the Brave Pilgrims has netted him the coveted Children's Choice Author of the Year Award, placing him alongside the creators of the Harry Potter, Twilight, Hunger Games, and Diary of a Wimpy Kid book series'. The award was based on an online vote that couldn't possibly have been gamed by Dittoheads, right?