If you thought "Hillary for You and Me" was the worst political song ever, you were very wrong.
Palin was clearly using Thatcher's death as a means of comparing herself to Thatcher for her own weirdo, grifter motives, which appear to include setting herself up to be The Next Thatcher. The Iron Punchline. The Chick-Fil-Lady. Put another way, Palin basically wrote that she and Thatcher are the same -- look at all these examples! -- therefore she deserves to be taken just as seriously.
And so, as always, we watched the video so you don't have to.
Whisked into her usual word-omelet of rah-rah bumper-sticker patriotism, Palin explains that she doesn't want boots on the ground, but that she also definitely wants boots on the ground.
We've assembled here a selection of the most incomprehensible moments from the speech to serve as evidence that not only would she be a fantastic candidate in the forthcoming Republican presidential primaries, but that she might also be suffering from either Syphilitic dementia or brain worms.