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Glenn Beck Doesn't Believe in Evolution

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Unsurprisingly, Glenn Beck doesn't believe in evolution. From his radio show:

"I don't think we came from monkeys. I think that's ridiculous. I haven't seen a half-monkey, half-person yet."

This shows you the level of intellect Beck deploys in his interactions with his fans. Because Glenn Beck hasn't seen something, it therefore cannot exist. Like gravity. Or atoms.

And here's some news for Mr Beck. We didn't evolve from apes. We are apes. Just highly intelligent ones with less hair.