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How to Make it Like Sarah Palin

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Bob Cesca on the steps needed to achieve Sarah Palin type success:

1) Convince a majority of people to give their time and money and
votes to your campaign.

2) Serve half a term.

3) Quit.

4) Scam your way into $12
since quitting.

5) Expect people to vote for you for president even though you
ditched your previous voters in lieu of screechy, sarcastic speeches and
reality-star fame.

I'd also add to that list the completely underrated value of knowing absolutely nothing about politics, history, or science.