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"Bill Clinton to the Rescue"

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Moses: Let my people go.

Pharaoh: No.

Moses: If you don't, you will have to face the wrath of G--

Bill Clinton: Hey, hey! Moses, Pharaoh, listen; I think we can work this out.

Moses: We can?

Pharaoh: You're right! Bill, you're so right. I'll let the Isrealites go.

Moses: That's great! I mean, I had this whole thing about turning a stick into a snake and some plagues, but I guess I don't need that. Thanks, Bill!

Bill Clinton: Anytime, guys.