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A "Comet" Hits Jupiter. Riiiiight.

Clearly this is an advance probe from the Zurg army.

Astronomers say Jupiter has apparently been struck by an object, possibly a comet.

Images taken by NASA early Monday show a scar in the atmosphere near the south pole of the gas giant.

Clearly they saw the problems we had launching the space shuttle recently due to rain and figured our solar system would be easy pickings.