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Please Send The Gitmo Terrorists To Maryland

Please. Send 'em here. We haven't been as hard hit by the economy as a lot of other states, but since our only federal facility is a medium security joint holding Republican lobbyist Jack Abramoff we'll need some cash to build a maximum security holding cell since everyone else is being such a baby about it. But we'll take them. We do football and crabs, we can handle some jihadist morons too.