Enough of that movies that make you think crap. Here come the summer movies!
Everybody, please take the rest of the day off. It's the least you deserve for having overcome every single crisis currently plaguing mankind so that you have the time and inclination to worry about this shit.
Happy MLK day. Hopefully you're reading this from the comfort of your home, because by all accounts you should have the day off today. Regardless, here are some headlines and assorted internet nonsense to kill some time.