1.13.09 Links: I Have In My Hand... The Internet!

Lar Bear is Very Expressive
Oh Larry King, you complete me.

Study shows Texas ranks last in graduation rates
Keep voting Republican. They will save TEH BABIEZ!!! Don't want to be smart like those GEH LIBRUL weirdos in places like Maryland.

Angry Teacher Rips Student’s Cheek Off

Wake Up With a Bomb

Ultimate bad ending: Giants set new low for N.Y. sports teams
I drink your pain.

Search Without Effort: The Quick Search Box

What Happens When "The World Sinks Except Japan"

Girls In Football Jerseys

Leaked pictures of Megatron from Transformers 2
Needs more Megan Fox.

Scientist slams newspaper for Google CO2 report
A British newspaper sexed up a story? I am shocked.

Disneynature Earth
James Earl Jones narrates the entire planet. FEEL IT.

Cat Fight! Beyonce vs Janet Jackson
Everybody wins.

Are Disney World's recession worries starting to recede ?
I have this feeling the Disney resort is some sort of weird-ass indicator for the economy. Plus I'm a Disney nut.

Oh Noes! It's the Qur’an!

Autism, the Disease of the Internet Era