Egyptian Offers Daughter to Iraqi Who Threw Shoes at Bush

By Ben Cohen

Iraqi journalist Muntazer al-Zaidi is becoming something of a world wide celebrity after throwing his shoes at President Bush. According to a report from Reuters, an Egyptian man is offering his 20 year old daughter to the journalist, an idea she is apparently signing off on too.

"This is something that would honour me," the daughter told Reuters. "I would like to live in Iraq,
especially if I were attached to this hero."

Note to the White House press corps - Egyptian brides are available. You know what you have to do.....