>> Mommas, DO Let Your Daughters Grow Up To Be Cowgirls (nsfwish)
>> ESPN Strives to Eject Clutter From Its Site
Yes, but will that video in the right hand corner of some stupid thing from Sportscenter that I don't care about auto-play? Cause that sucks.
>> Wacky romantic comedy with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds!
All it needs is a needle scratch. I wonder if they fall in love at the end. I WONDER.
>> A new script for "The Phantom" is making the rounds
I must be one of the few who liked the Billy Zane version but Treat Williams is a great villain in it
>> Child Writes to Santa, Asks For Molestation to End
Sometimes the people on this planet suck
>> Pirates Outmaneuver Warships Off Somalia
This is 2008. Not 1698.
>> As I noted before, I don't like beer. But I could learn to. (nsfw)
>> We now have a working definition for "a buttload of dolphins"