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Dick Cheney Applies Touch Of Death To McCain Campaign

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By Ben Cohen

In need of a big boost over the final days of the campaign, McCain got a huge slap in the face endorsement from Vice President Dick Cheney.

Having masterminded virtually every fuck up over the past 8 years, encouraging corruption, cronyism and incompetence never seen in American history, Cheney's approval of John McCain is sure to bury his campaign further into the dirt. Watch the terrifying video of Cheney throwing his support to McCain and Palin:

In a tart response, Obama said the following at a rally in Colorado:

I'd like to congratulate Senator McCain on this endorsement because he
really earned it. That endorsement didn't come easy. Senator McCain had
to vote 90 percent of the time with George Bush and Dick Cheney to get
it. He served as Washington's biggest cheerleader for going to war in
Iraq, and supports economic policies that are no different from the
last eight years. So Senator McCain worked hard to get Dick Cheney's

But here's my question for you, Colorado: do you think Dick Cheney
is delighted to support John McCain because he thinks John McCain's
going to bring change? Do you think John McCain and Dick Cheney have
been talking about how to shake things up, and get rid of the lobbyists
and the old boys club in Washington?

If McCain wins after this, there will be an uprising that will threaten to tear the United States apart. How anyone could vote for someone even vaguely associated with Cheney defies belief. Obama must win to the the United States united.