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UPDATE: In case you're wondering, the AP got their GOP talking points.
John McCain, a POW turned political rebel, vowed Thursday night to vanquish the "constant partisan rancor" that grips Washington as he launched his fall campaign for the White House. "Change is coming," he promised the roaring Republican National Convention and a prime-time television audience.
He;s such a rebel he supports the unpopular president. And that crowd - sparsely filling the arena - hardly roared. I must have missed the notice where the AP became a wholly owned subsidiary of the RNC.