Giant Beetles Seized at Pa. Post OfficeSomebody is getting bitten. And then they'll be having an Origin(tm)
Claudia Schiffer goes topless for VogueNSFW. I'm not a Schiffer fan, but kids today have NO IDEA what a real supermodel is. Besides Gisele they've got bupkiss. Back in my day? Cindy! Naomi! Niki! They had a cafe. A fracking cafe.
'Crazy' Ants Wreak Havoc in HoustonTHEY ARE WORKING WITH THE MUTANT BEETLES. BRING OUT YOUR DEAD.
Using "Code" Language?Another stupid con says Obama is speaking in black code. Who IS TELLING THEM OUR SECRETS? Now we'll have to use the Shizzolator.
Hospital staffs train for safe delivery of babiesUmm... WERE THEY NOT DOING THIS BEFORE?
Shannon Elizabeth Maxim - June 2008The magazine sucks now. If I want advice on being a fancy lad I read Esquire or GQ.
Teri Hatcher arrives at the Late Show with David LettermanThe only thing that matters is that she played Lois Lane for a few years
McCain outlines vision of Iraq victory, reduced partisanship"Lost his bearings" is almost too kind