Things Younger Than John McCain
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The most important thing you should learn is this:
JOHN MCCAIN IS OLDER THAN THE CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE. YES, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. IF YOU HAD A TIMELINE AND YOU HAD JOHN MCCAIN AND CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES, JOHN MCCAIN WOULD GO FIRST, THEN CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES.
That is all.