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Pedantic! With Oliver Willis

Kevin Drum:

Or maybe a chunk of red kryptonite will hit Obama in the head and transform him into a gigantic lizardman that destroys Pittsburgh.

Red kryptonitehas no effect on non-Kryptonians. Ok, lets assume Obama is Kryptonian (based on photo evidence), while turning into a giant lizard is possible, I'd rather have him grow a Giant Brain and absorb all of Pittsburgh. Now I'm watching.