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Zombie Reagan Close To McCain Endorsement

Ronald Reagan is the first undead president, though perhaps not the last

( -- Sources close to the re-animated corpse of former president Ronald Reagan indicate that the 40th chief executive plans to endorse Republican frontrunner John McCain. "Reagan eat brains. McCain cut taxes.", said Reagan in a conference call with high dollar donors. "McCain promise hundred year war in Iraq. That mean more zombie for me zombie army."

Most political analysts said that the endorsement probably wouldn't bring much to the table, as McCain has already sewn up most of the undead vote. "McCain's base already wants to eat brains, they don't need Reagan's permission to do so," said Philbin Nosferatu of Conservatives United For Zombies PAC.