That's the only explanation one can come up with after reading this whinefest about Sen. Clinton's "Sopranos" ad. To Carlson the ad is all about various levels of being and whatnot, you get the sense that she too agrees that onion rings are vaginas.
A long time ago I used to believe that a lot of these people were just talking over my head, their discourse too lofty for a regular guy like myself. But that isn't true. They're just stupid.