It's clear my dog is the most awesome dog in the world. With great power comes great responsibility.
"Throw it. Throw it. Throw it. Throw it. Come on. Throw it."
"Yeah, thanks. I like it when you flash the camera right in my face like that. I like it a lot."
"Which side is better? The left..."
"Or the right?"
"Bush Is Still President??? WTF!!!!"