A Paris Hilton T-Shirt I Would Wear

You know how when these celebrity morons go to jail you always get people selling a "Free ****" shirt? (Like "Free Winona" and the like)

Well, I'd like for these idiot celebs to be locked away from the rest of us forever. So how about:

"Execute Paris"
"Put Lohan In The Hole"
"Paris Has Three Strikes: Bye Bye"