You've got to be kidding me. People Magazine is naming Drew Barrymore as #1 on its "Most Beautiful People" list? Barrymore is not even in the top 1,000! In an entertainment world with Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Beyonce, Halle Berry, Scarlett Johansson and Jessica Simpson somehow Drew freaking Barrymore tops off the list? She was fine in "50 First Dates" and all but this isn't even someone who you could give a pass to for being a good actress. Clearly somebody must be spreading that Barrymore money around in People's offices, or it's the crack.