Al-Cohol: America's #1 Terrorist
Clearly, our focus on Al-Qaeda was misinformed. The enemy is not Al-Qaeda, but Al-Cohol.
S.F. Mayor Seeks Alcohol Counseling
Mayor Gavin Newsom said Monday that he plans to seek counseling for alcohol use, following the disclosure that he had an affair with the wife of a veteran aide.
Gavin Newsom is just the latest victim of the ever-powerful Alcohol sleeper cells infesting our nation on the shelves of supermarkets, convenience stores, and liquor stores (or "packy" stores in New England) from coast-to-coast. As we stand here right now, thousands of enemy alcohol agents are infecting Americans with their demon powers.
* Mel Gibson had rum turn him into a raving anti-semite!
* Lindsay Lohan was attacked by alcohol and it disrupted her film "work"
* Al-cohol agents are at the top of the suspect list for Isaiah Washington's latest bout of homophobia
* Miss USA turned into a skanky slut just after liquor touched her pouty lips
* Al-Cohol agents forced Mark Foley into a life of sin and lust
WAKE UP AMERICA. AL-COHOL MUST BE STOPPED.
