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Is it Fair to Call the Killers of Drummer Lee Rigby ‘Terrorists’?

Ben Cohen · May 24,2013
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Does this term define the killers of Lee Rigby?

Does this term define the killers of Lee Rigby?

In the wake of the murder of British soldier Drummer Lee Rigby earlier this week in London, there have been numerous public discussions about the use of the word ‘Terrorist’ in reference to the killers. Kojo Koram wrote an excellent piece on the Banter, arguing that the term has basically become meaningless after Bush and Blair declared a ‘War on Terror’ and has used it to refer to anyone the US/UK government deemed to be an enemy. In a similar vein, Glenn Greenwald broke down the double standards regarding the use of the term, and concluded that the term ‘Terrorism’ is only used when Muslims commit acts of violence against the west:

It is very hard to escape the conclusion that, operationally, the term has no real definition at this point beyond “violence engaged in by Muslims in retaliation against western violence toward Muslims”. When media reports yesterday began saying that “there are indications that this may be act of terror”, it seems clear that what was really meant was: “there are indications that the perpetrators were Muslims driven by political grievances against the west” (earlier this month, an elderly British Muslim was stabbed to death in an apparent anti-Muslim hate crime and nobody called that “terrorism”). Put another way, the term at this point seems to have no function other than propagandistically and legally legitimizing the violence of western states against Muslims while delegitimizing any and all violence done in return to those states.

It is difficult to disagree with this logic. We have been engaged in wars in the Middle East for decades and have caused untold amounts of bloodshed in the name of ‘freedom’. Many of the people affected by the violence harbor deep seated resentment towards our governments, and they do not regard our foreign adventures as noble causes predicated on a desire to liberate them. Anyone vaguely aware of geo political reality understands that our involvement in the Middle East has little to do with freedom and a lot to do with access to oil reserves – a fact that Muslim countries understand all to well. To the inhabitants of the countries we have invaded, we are the terrorists, and their attacks against us are acts of military defiance. It is a difficult concept for us to understand given how removed the majority of us are from the violence our governments commit. When an act of brutality happens on our doorstep, it appears to be out of nowhere – a random, senseless act of barbarism without justification or cause.

But the truth is, it isn’t. As far as we know, the killers of Lee Rigby were politically motivated – Michael Adebolajo had a history of extreme Islamic political activity, and spoke articulately on the reasons for killing Rigby. ”There are many, many ayah throughout the Koran that says we must fight them as they fight us,” he told a passer by. “An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. I apologize that women had to witness this today but in our land women have to see the same. You people will never be safe. Remove your government, they don’t care about you.”

Adebolajo and his accomplice, Michael Adebowale, targeted a soldier who had signed up to fight for his country, who had been in Afghanistan and who was part of a system that they believed killed and oppressed other Muslims.

These are not easy facts to digest, particularly given the horrific nature of Rigby’s death, but they are facts nevertheless.

There is no doubt that both the UK and US governments engage in state sponsored terrorism – they have engaged in illegal military activity throughout their histories in wars for resources and political power – many of which fall directly under the definition of ‘Terrorism’. Britain in particular has a storied history of terrorism against its colonies, subjecting native populations to awesome acts of brutality including starvation, genocide and rape.

The authors of the Iraq invasion strategy ‘Shock and Awe’ wrote that the military tactic was designed to “impose this overwhelming level of Shock and Awe against an adversary on an immediate or sufficiently timely basis to paralyze its will to carry on…The appropriate balance of Shock and Awe must cause … the threat and fear of action that may shut down all or part of the adversary’s society or render his ability to fight useless short of complete physical destruction.”

In short, you terrorize a population into submission through an overwhelming use of force.

But does this mean Rigby’s death was not an act of terror, but a military counter attack as a part of a broader war between western governments and the Islamic world?

No. And here’s why.

The acts of terror committed by our government do not detract from the astonishingly cruel act doled out to Lee Rigby in broad daylight, in front of the public and near to a school full of small children. The depraved crime was designed to shock the British public, to intimidate them and create a climate of fear to further their own political agenda. The two men didn’t simply kill Rigby, they hacked him to pieces in a psychopathic attack of almost unparalleled brutality. It was a crime designed to terrorize a nation, and should be labeled for what it was – terrorism. Adebolajo and Adebowale also stormed police officers with their weapons, no doubt aiming to kill them. The police have nothing to do with the military, and play no part in Britain’s foreign policy. Their role is to protect and serve the public, so there cannot be even the vaguest justification for attacking them.

The truth is that just because the British government engages in acts of terror doesn’t mean acts of terror against it don’t count. Adebolajo said it himself: “An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth” – or an act of terror for an act of terror.

 

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Stunning New Footage Shows London Terror Suspects Getting Shot By Police

May 24,2013
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Michael Adebajola lies injured on the floor after being shot by police

Michael Adeboloja lies injured on the floor after being shot by police

Stunning new footage obtained by the Daily Mirror shows how, after beheading Lee Rigby, the suspected terrorists ambushed the first police officers to come to his aid:

The Mirror describes the unbelievable chain of events that saw Michael Adebolajo and Michael Oluwatobi Adebowale dropped by armed police as they charged at them wielding guns and knives:

The driver, unable to draw her firearm, is saved by a male colleague in the back who fires his machine-gun through his window at a suspect who is charging at her.

The callous Islamic extremists had lured police to the scene by dragging the body of the murdered fusilier – named yesterday as Lee Rigby, 25 – into the middle of the road.

When they see the first police car arrive, the pair split up.

Blade-wielding Michael Adebolajo, 28, runs at officers head-on and his accomplice, named locally as 22-year-old Michael Oluwatobi Adebowale, advances alongside, aiming his gun at them.

The film of the 10 seconds of terror shows how Adebolajo got within two feet of the WPC who was driving the armed response BMW X5.

As he is sent sprawling to the ground by the force of the two shots, two officers jump out to cover him.

They appear not to see Adebowale aiming a handgun at them.

But a third SO19 marksman from the specialist Trojan unit spots him and he is brought to the ground as six more shots ring out in the suburban South East London street.

The Guardian outlines the key points from the Metropolitan police’s statement about the inquiry that includes updates about the case:

The Metropolitan police have just put out a statement about what they describe as the Lee Rigby murder inquiry. Here are the key points.

• A 29-year-old woman (“D”) arrested on Thursday 23 May as part of the investigation into the murder of Lee Rigby was released without charge at this morning.

• A 31-year old woman (“E”) was arrested at a residential address in south London at 11.50pm last night on suspicion of conspiracy to murder. She was released without charge this morning. A search of the address was carried out and is now complete.

• A 29-year-old man arrested on suspicion of conspiracy to murder yesterday remains in custody.

• The two suspects, aged 22 and 28 and identified by the police only as A and B, have been arrested on suspicion of murder and remain in hospital in a stable condition.

Here are some statements from prominent Muslim leaders in the UK. (via the BBC):

Dr Shuja Shafi, deputy general secretary of the Muslim Council of Britain, lays flowers near the site of the killing and tells the BBC its important to “show solidarity”. He says he “mourns the loss of a bright young man, a father, a husband and a brother”….

After Friday prayers, Swaleh Ahmed, the imam of Woolwich Mosque, tells reporters his heart “goes out to the family, colleagues and friends of the victim of this despicable and horrific tragedy”….

The Greenwich Islamic Centre calls for a “mature and thoughtful” response to the killing and says: “At this moment of confusion, uncertainty and naturally highly charged emotions, we earnestly appeal to the media not to rush to judgement and wait for the final findings by law enforcement agencies.” A statement of condemnation of the murder by the Greenwich Islamic Centre is displayed on its door. It says the centre shares in the “grief and sorrow of the nation”.

 

 

 

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When did London forget to ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’?

Kojo Koram · May 24,2013
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BMJMGR_2149065bLondon is still in shock from the public beheading of an off-duty soldier, innocently going about his business in the streets of Woolwich two days ago. The callousness of this random attack has disturbed the whole country and those, like myself, who are a little too curious, probably regret that they can now never un-see the chilling video of one of the killers, meat-cleaver still in hand, brazenly justifying to his act to passers-by while covered in the victim’s blood.

This was a brutal act and it can never be justified. But it can still  be discussed and critiqued. Dramatic events are not born in a vacuum devoid of the influences of the wider world, especially not an action which was seemingly motivated with clear political aims. The predictable blind anger that has followed is understandable but myopic. It plays into the hands of terrorism, which remember – does not aim to destroy a country, but to scare a country into destroying itself. 9/11was not meant to bring down America, it was meant to bait America into an over-zealous reaction which would ruin its image as ‘the home of freedom’  and leave the country internally divided and internationally hated.

There remains an interesting debate over whether what happened in Woolwich yesterday even qualifies as terrorism or not. The dictionary definition of the act is ‘the use of violence and threats to intimidate or coerce, especially for political purposes.’  This would certainly encompass the actions that took place in Woolwich but would they not also include things like the drone strikes currently being liberally employed by the Obama administration? Perhaps others would hasten to add that terrorism is defined by its focus on civilian populations, on those not engaged in warfare and just trying to live their lives. But would that not exclude this act from the ambit of terrorism? After all, the victim in Woolwich was a soldier, albeit one who was off-duty but he was still seemingly targeted for his profession. Just to repeat, that in no way justifies this actions – it only highlights how fluid and malleable the concept of terrorism is. Journalists often describe the ‘enemy combatants’ who fight British and American armies in Iraq and Afghanistan as ‘terrorists’. Looking at the dictionary definition again, why does it encompass the cold-blooded murder of an out of uniform member of the military and a revenge-attack on an embassy (in a nation-state we were dropping bombs on only a year ago), and not include the bombings of Dresden or Hiroshima – both of which aimed to terrorise the countries into submission? And you argue that the attacks on Dresden and Hiroshima were justified because we were at war, remember that we are still engaged in the infinite ‘War on Terror’ that Bush and Blair led us into. We tend to forget this because it is a war fought  in lands faraway, kept away from our delicate eyes by endless episodes of ‘Americas’ Got Talent’ and ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’.

So playing along with the modern conception of ‘terrorism’, which is for all intents and purposes just shorthand for ‘an act of violence on any Westerner by any Islamic person/group with vaguely political or religious undertones’, it could be said that the London killing fits with the description. So then what should the response be? The twittersphere lit up with calls for ”all Muslims to be kicked out,” and “the death penalty to be brought back,”or “armed policemen to be put on all London Streets.” The simpletons from the English Defence League (EDL) have begun attacking Mosques and patrolling the streets in search of revenge attacks. Taking the bait like the goldfish they are, they don’t seem to care that they are marching to the beat set by the man they profess to hate. The recorded killer was quoted as saying ‘We want to start a war in London tonight.’ This sick murder wasn’t supposed to be the end; it was supposed to be the spark for the race war, the holy war or the civil war the madman and his accomplice wanted to be responsible for. The killers do not represent any race or religion – they represent other lunatics who seek only to bring out hate and violence in others. They wanted little black and brown children in London to go to school the next day and be victimised and rejected by their peers for an attack they had nothing to do with, because thats where the next generation of fanatics will come from.

In the response to this vile act, Britain will show its true colours as a nation. In recent years the war-time ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ posters have become ubiquitous, and although I have hated them (vacuous hipsters have never had to ‘carry on’ through anything), this time, the old ‘spirit of the Blitz’ could do with some dusting off. This murder was tragic but no more tragic than the racially-motivated murder of a 75 year old Muslim man in Birmingham 3 weeks earlier - a crime that barely received a peep in the press.  We cannot as a nation decide one type of life is more important of than another and go headfirst into hysteria and hatred because it was a white soldier who was killed. If Britain really wants to get revenge on the ‘Butchers of Woolwich’, it must show them that Britain isn’t the country they think it is.

 

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After London Attacks, We Must Remember that Terrorists Are Not Muslims

Ben Cohen · May 23,2013
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Not Muslims

Not Muslims

The horrific murder of a man in London yesterday afternoon has shocked Britain and much of the world. Two armed men ran over, then decapitated an unarmed soldier near his army barracks in Woolwich, South East London, in broad daylight. An eyewitness described a horrendous ordeal where the victim was dragged into the middle of the road, and literally hacked up like a piece of meat as people walked by.

The murderers committed the crime in the name of Islam, apparently shouting “Allahu Akbar” (God is the greatest) as they bludgeoned the victim with machetes and a meat cleaver. After the crime, one of the assailants told a passerby with a cell phone camera, “We must fight them as they fight us. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. I apologise that women have had to witness this today, but in our land our women have to see the same. You people will never be safe. Remove your government, they don’t care about you.”

Armed police arrived on the scene and the two men reportedly brandished guns and charged the police. They were both shot, sustained serious injuries, then taken to hospital where they remain under heavily armed security. The government fears that the attacks may have been part of a broader assault with possible links to al-Qaeda, and are busy holding high level meetings to figure out how best to deal with it.

The murder was clearly designed to shock – the two men were looking for a fight, telling a passerby that ”We want to start a war in London tonight.” And it looks like they are getting one. In response to the attacks, the ultra right-wing EDL (English Defense League) organized protests and attacks on Mosques around the country, fueling fears of race riots and civil unrest. Given the nature of the murder and the already volatile economic crisis in the UK, it is highly likely they will continue.

There is a sad truism that whenever an act of violence occurs, extreme elements will always react to it. We attack Iraq and Afghanistan, we get terrorism at home. When we get terrorism at home, extreme elements react again ensuring the cycle of violence and intolerance never ends.

It is incredibly easy to lose perspective after a horrendous tragedy. Emotions take over reasoning, and rash decisions can be made that do nothing other than make a bad situation worse.

It should be remembered that the vast majority of the 1.6 billion Muslims  in the world do not go around hacking people’s heads off in the name of Allah, just as the vast majority of 2.2 billion Christians don’t go around torturing people into converting. The Muslim community in Britain condemned the attack in London immediately, in the most withering and explicit terms. The Muslim Council of Britain issued a statement saying:

“This is a truly barbaric act that has no basis in Islam and we condemn this unreservedly. Our thoughts are with the victim and his family. We understand the victim is a serving member of the armed forces. Muslims have long served in this country’s armed forces, proudly and with honour. This attack on a member of the armed forces is dishonourable, and no cause justifies this murder.

This action will no doubt heighten tensions on the streets of the United Kingdom. We call on all our communities, Muslim and non-Muslim, to come together in solidarity to ensure the forces of hatred do not prevail. It is important we allow our police authorities to do their job without speculation. We also urge the utmost vigilance and ask the police authorities to calm tensions.”

To most Muslims, the murderers responsible for the depraved attack on an innocent man have nothing to do with Islam. They practice a religion that promotes community, charity, spirituality and respect for the law. Extreme acts of violence have no place in true Islam, just as they have no place in true Christianity or Judaism.

Pastor Fred Phelps and his goons from Westboro Baptist Church picket the funerals of dead soldiers in the name of Christ, but they are not Christians. Zionist Jews kill Palestinians in their own land, and they are not Jews. The men who killed the soldier in London yesterday are not Muslims. They are violent murderers who committed an act of terror in the name of a religion they know nothing about. And they should not be confused with anything else.

 

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Horrific Terror Act in London as Man is Beheaded in Broad Daylight. UPDATE: Video of Suspected Killer Speaking

May 22,2013
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The suspect brags about the killing

The suspect brags about the killing

UPDATE: The name of the victim and one of the suspects has been released. From the BBC:

The soldier killed in an attack in London has been named as Drummer Lee Rigby of the 2nd Battalion the Royal Regiment of Fusiliers.

Drummer Rigby, 25, from Manchester, leaves behind a two-year-old son.

Two suspects shot by police after Wednesday’s attack in Woolwich remain under arrest. A further two people have been arrested on conspiracy to murder.

The suspects, one of whom is said to be Islamist protester Michael Adebolajo, were known to security services.

Drummer Lee Rigby

Drummer Lee Rigby

UPDATE: Here is footage of the suspected killer speaking to passerby moments after the killing. WARNING: Highly disturbing images

From the Independent:

A man believed to be a soldier has been beheaded in an attack on a street near the Woolwich barracks in London, witnesses report.

Metropolitan Police Commander Simon Letchford confirmed tonight that two men were shot by armed officers.

Exclusive ITV footage shows that one man was filmed wielding a bloodied meat cleaver and saying: “We swear by almighty Allah we will never stop fighting you.”

He adds: “We must fight them as they fight us. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth. I apologise that women have had to witness this today, but in our land our women have to see the same. You people will never be safe. Remove your government, they don’t care about you.”

Prime Minister David Cameron has described the killing as “truly shocking” and has asked the Home Secretary Theresa May to chair a meeting of Cobra, the Government’s emergency committee dealing with incidents that have implications for national security. He is returning to London early from an EU meeting.

Reports the BBC:

The Guardian has an eyewitness account of the murder:

Julia Wilders,51, a local resident, said that she saw a car had crashed into a lamppost when she went to investigate. “My husband said there’s two people trying to resuscitate someone. We parked and walked back to have a look and all of a sudden a tall black bloke come up with a gun. My husband said, ‘Get back, get back’ and we called the police.”

She said that one man was dressed all in black with a black cap whilst the other was dressed in a green jumper.”They looked like they were on drugs,” she said.

She said the black hand gun was pointed down and a crowd soon gathered.

Her husband Graham, 50 called the police to alert them to what they believed was an accident.

“After we called the police I went over to the school to let the school know so the kids wouldn’t come out,” she said.

“I walked back up there and the tall black bloke had changed the gun to the other guy and he had two meat cleavers in his hand. And the response police turned up and he’s ran towards them with meat cleavers before I could even get out of the car so they shot him. And then the other one lifts the gun up and they shot him as well.

She did not know how many shots the police fired but said both assailants fell to the ground after being hit.

She didn’t believe the assailants weapons were fired. “He looked like he was going to, sort of like he was going to lift it up towards the police.”

Her husband said that it looked like the two men were trying to revive the man they’d run over. “They looked like they were pumping his chest but they said that they were trying to cut his head off.”

“A guy in a car told people to ring 999 and then taller guy started waiving the gun at him.”

 

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Is it OK to Celebrate Margaret Thatcher’s Death?

Ben Cohen · April 10,2013
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Celebrating Thatcher's death: Not good for your karma

Celebrating Thatcher’s death: Not good for your karma

There’s a big hullabaloo going on in Britain about Margaret Thatcher’s death and the subsequent celebrations in pockets around the nation.

In Glasgow’s George Square (where protest about Thatcher’s poll tax took place in 1989), hundreds of people gathered wearing hats, opened champagne, and launched streamers to mark her death. In Brixton, London (the scene of massive rioting in 1981) over 150 gathered for an impromptu street party after it was announced on Facebook. Bristol, Liverpool, Leeds and numerous other cities saw people handing out cake and chanting songs like “If you still hate Thatcher clap your hands!”:

The celebrations extended beyond Britain’s borders –  in South Africa, where resentment of Thatcher’s support of the Apartheid government still simmers, political figures expressed happiness at her passing. The Huff Post reported:

Pallo Jordan, a once-exiled ANC leader, was more direct. He told the Guardian: “Good riddance.”

“I’ve just sent a letter of congratulations,” Jordan said. “I say good riddance. She was a staunch supporter of the apartheid regime. She was part of the right wing alliance with Ronald Reagan that led to a lot of avoidable deaths.”

The joyous reactions to Thatcher’s death have been met with stern responses from her fans, and much of the political establishment.

Speaking on BBC Radio Ulster, former Prime Minister Tony Blair said that the celebrations of Baroness Thatcher’s death were not acceptable, saying, ”Even if you disagree with someone very strongly, you can still particularly at the moment of their passing, you should show some respect.”

Wrote Janet Daley in the conservative Telegraph:

Isn’t it about time we stopped devoting ridiculously disproportionate amounts of news coverage to the handful (and I do mean handful, in proportion to the national population) of youthful idiots and embittered misfits who are “celebrating” the death of the greatest peacetime British prime minister?

So what is the answer? Is it ok to celebrate someone’s death if you believe they caused you, your family or your country unnecessary pain?

I wrote about Thatcher’s tragic legacy yesterday, so don’t think it’s necessary to rehash the specifics. It is suffice to say that through her policies, Thatcher caused an immense amount of damage to large sectors of the British population (and of course abroad in places like South Africa). Britain is a fundamentally different place due to the radical measures she took to deregulate and privatize the economy, and as a result, it is almost irreversibly polarized and unequal. Miners lost their livelihoods, child poverty increased dramatically and workers rights were flushed down the toilet. Thatcher’s policies wrecked lives, and the anger is entirely understandable.

But to take to the streets, sing songs and break out champagne takes that anger to a completely new place, and it’s not somewhere I’d personally like to go.

I don’t wish to lecture anyone celebrating her death – my family wasn’t negatively affected by the Thatcher years (the opposite), so I can only try to empathize with those whose lives were ruined. I can only express my own feelings on the matter and hope that it may provoke some more nuanced debate on the topic.

There are some truly monstrous characters whose deaths are ultimately a good thing. I would personally pull the trigger on many brutal dictators throughout history – Adolf Hitler, Pol Pot, Josef Stalin, and so on. But these would not be joyous events, just a moral necessity to stop unnecessary carnage and human misery. When the US military took out Osama Bin Laden, it was I believe, ultimately a good thing. I was pleased a genocidal maniac was dead, but not over joyed. I couldn’t really get my head around the celebrations going on around the country – it seemed slightly sadistic and grotesque to be cheering for the pain caused to another human being, no matter how evil they were. If you’ve ever been around real violence or death, it isn’t pleasant, and only people with psychological problems want more of it.

I think it is justified in saying that Thatcher’s presence in British politics caused a lot more damage than good, and her departure from government was of huge benefit to the public. You can be pleased that she is no longer around to do any harm (she hasn’t actually done anything in 23 years), but to celebrate her death is to celebrate someone’s pain and suffering, and that can’t be a good thing.

Martin McGuinness Sinn Fein’s Deputy First Minister at the Northern Ireland Assembly, and long time Thatcher nemesis said it best, tweeting out: “Resist celebrating the death of Margaret Thatcher. She was not a peacemaker but it is a mistake to allow her death to poison our minds.”

 

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Don’t Blame the Radio Prank for the Nurse’s Suicide

Chez Pazienza · December 07,2012
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Kate Middleton prank went horribly wrong

I’ll make this quick.

You’re going to see and hear these words quite a bit over the next 24-to-48 hours so you may as well get ready: “What started as a cruel radio prank has ended in tragedy.” I’ve already read this statement or some minor variation of it at least three times this morning. The story it’s referencing in traditionally melodramatic fashion is the death of a young nurse and receptionist at King Edward VII Hospital in London — a woman who apparently killed herself because she was responsible for putting a call through to Kate Middleton’s private room that claimed to be from Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles. The call, however, wasn’t from the royals — it was from two Australian DJs playing an on-air phone prank. Apparently, either the publicity from the, pardon the pun, royal screw-up or the knowledge that it had been allowed to happen in the first place was too much for Jacintha Saldanha to take and so she committed suicide.

First of all, about the call. If you’ve heard it for yourself you know: There was nothing cruel or vicious about it; it was the textbook definition of an innocent joke. The two DJs, Michael Christian and Mel Greig, could barely contain themselves at how horrible their accents and impersonations of the royals were and their representation of them was so over-the-top that you could tell they expected not only to not get through to Kate’s ward but to be hung up on in short order every single second of the bit. What’s really worth pointing out, though, is the fact that this wasn’t a prank done on the fly; it was prerecorded and had been vetted by a phalanx of high-priced and I’m willing to bet largely humorless media lawyers.

What none of those lawyers could’ve predicted, however, was the certainly tragic but ultimately, let’s face it, batshit crazy reaction of one woman willing to take her own life — leaving behind a husband and two children — because she got duped by a radio show. I’m not sure which is more disturbing a possibility, that Jacintha Saldanha killed herself because she felt like a worldwide laughingstock, which she absolutely wasn’t, or because she believed she had somehow let the royal family down by being gullible and allowing a miniscule amount of Kate Middleton’s private medical information to be made public. I think I’ll go with the latter, because if your dedication to the royals is that paralyzing, even as a British subject — if you’re willing to throw yourself on the nearest sword for believing that you’ve brought disgrace upon the throne — you seriously need to be in the hospital yourself.

It almost goes without saying that the two DJs, Christian and Grieg, are now the targets of global outrage — because of course it was their fault that what was intended to be a harmless joke happened to inadvertently fall into the hands of someone who I have no doubt was a really terrific person but who had to be at least mildly unbalanced. Jesus, the nurse who took the call and who inexplicably didn’t catch on to the fact that the ridiculously exaggerated caricatures she was speaking to for five minutes weren’t, in fact, Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles — this woman is still alive. The person who connected the call, however, kills herself. I’d ask if that makes sense at all but it would be a laughable conceit since none of this makes any sense.

No, what ultimately wound up happening in this admittedly tragic incident isn’t the fault of the DJs nor the radio station. They didn’t kill Jacintha Saldanha. Sadly, she did that herself — for reasons we’ll likely never understand.

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