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Romney Goes Birther, CNN’s Acosta Blows Him in Public

Chez Pazienza · August 24,2012
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Nobody has asked Romney this question. Because he's obviously American. Obviously.

By Chez Pazienza: A little inside baseball here: Cranking out four pieces a week for this site isn’t easy. Writing takes enough time as it is, but it’s coming up with a topic almost every weekday that really makes me crazy. Especially on Fridays — Fridays are the worst because I’m typically burned out by the end of the week.

This is why I’m thanking the blogging gods for CNN’s Jim Acosta right now. He did me a very thoughtful solid by dropping a giant-ass topic right into my lap when I needed it most. And all he had to do was make an unbelievably fucking stupid comment about Mitt Romney’s unbelievably fucking stupid comment.

By now you probably know that at a campaign rally this afternoon in Michigan, Mitt Romney decided to drop all pretense and just wade neck-deep into the racist birther pool by saying about himself and his home state, “I love being home, in this place where Ann and I were raised… No one’s ever asked to see my birth certificate. They know that this is the place that we were born and raised.” In the past, he’s gleefully bent over and accepted the shriveled, flaccid “endorsement” of the nation’s most prominent birther, pretend mogul and reality TV super-douche Donald Trump, and of course the Republican National Convention is rolling out the red carpet for senile old man Joe Arpaio, the endlessly corrupt sheriff of Maricopa County, Arizona, who’s spent the past couple of years trying to prove that Barack Obama wasn’t born in the United States — mostly to deflect attention away from the fact that the Justice Department is about to kick his ass back to the stone age from whence he came. But Romney himself going full-on conspiracy theorist by making a desperate crack about his birth certificate is new and, admittedly, mildly shocking territory.

The Romney camp says the comment was a joke, but that’s of course bullshit. It wasn’t a joke at all — it was an applause line. And applause it got — along with cheers from the assuredly entirely white crowd. Romney threw out that bit of red meat to once again call attention to Barack Obama’s “otherness” and the insanity it’s plunged this country into because a vocal segment of the population hasn’t been able to deal with it and began demanding “their country” back about two hours after Obama was sworn in. He did it, whether consciously or somewhat subconsciously, to get a cheap response by playing on the crowd’s various resentments, some of which are undoubtedly racial. What’s more, as Tommy Christopher over at Mediaite sagely notes, the line coming from Romney is even worse than that kind of thing coming from a truly racist Tea Partying hick, because Romney knows the president was born in the United States, therefore he’s simply pandering by essentially saying, “Even though Obama was born here, he still has to face questions about where he’s from — you won’t get that with me because I’m white and therefore everybody knows where I’m from.”

But while Romney’s comment was a little surprising, even for someone as pathetic and as willing to double-down on all manner of mendacious horseshit in an effort to reach the White House as he is, Jim Acosta’s response to the comment was flat-out unreal. Within minutes, Acosta, who’s “embedded” with the Romney camp and is part of the Worst Political Team on Television, fired off a tweet that read: “My read: Romney shows he can take the dog on roof stuff and dish it back.” Really? That’s “your read” — that Mitt Romney can return fire on his political opponents bringing up a 100% true story from his past by making a crack that references something that’s just as thoroughly not true? That’s what you got out of that? In that case, you’re a hack, Acosta, who shouldn’t be reporting on the student council race at Millard Fillmore Middle School, much less a presidential campaign.

Acosta’s really dumb tweet, which amounts to advocacy for the guy he’s likely been saddled with for months, shows the dangers of sticking one person with one campaign and leaving him or her there for almost the length of the contest. What happens is the correspondent turns into either a grade-A ass-kisser, given that there’s sometimes no way around becoming chummy with the people you see day-in-day-out, or, if the camp is purposely unresponsive to the wants and needs of the journalists covering it, he or she becomes a victim of Stockholm Syndrome. Either way, it taints the coverage — and it’s bad not only for journalism but for the country.

We know why Romney said what he said — what he hoped to gain by it.

I have no clue why Acosta would say what he said. I happen to believe that there’s nothing wrong with a journalist offering his or her opinion, since those opinions are often pretty well-informed. But if you’re going to do it you have to make sure it takes into consideration the larger picture and isn’t just a sloppy backseat blowjob to the guy you’re forced to live with 24/7. Otherwise, best to just keep your big mouth shut.

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Mark Halperin Is Always Wrong

Bob Cesca · August 20,2012
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Halperin continues to spread the false "liberal media" meme.

By Bob Cesca: When we do the list of names that occupy the rogues gallery of political villains, Mark Halperin’s name doesn’t often make the cut. It’s chiefly because Halperin doesn’t shout or speechify at length like many cable news talking heads. Make no mistake, however. He should be on that list, and near the top.

He quietly sits around a desk on various NBC News shows with a totally lifeless/emotionless expression as if he was some sort of human-Romulan hybrid who recently time-warped around the sun in his emerald green warbird and landed in 2012 to observe our planet for possible colonization. So when he suddenly pops off with a line of horsecrap so egregious in its absurdity and so beyond the realms of what is accurate, insightful and right, it’s difficult to believe that anyone this wrong and this off base would be as successful and ubiquitous as him.

Over the weekend, Halperin appeared on the Today Show to talk with Lester Holt about the campaign and, specifically, the issue of Mitt Romney’s tax returns.

First he said that the only people who are interested in Romney’s tax returns are “press insiders.” Interesting. And wrong. Everyone is talking about Romney’s taxes because they’re inextricably linked to the ongoing debate since the recession about the income inequality. Is this candidate for president paying his fair share, given his massive annual income and considerable wealth? This is the question everyone is asking about the super rich.

Romney, as we’ve discussed before, is not only part of the 1%, but he’s actually in the 1% of the 1%. I’m not making that up. He’s among the top 3,000 or so wealthiest people in America and he’s admitted to paying an effective tax rate of around 13%, which is on par with the marginal rate paid by middle class couples earning five figures. There’s something seriously wrong with that. Not to mention the larger issue of simply vetting someone who could be the leader of the free world. But only “press insiders” care about this?

Next, Halperin said to Holt, “I think the press still likes this story a lot. The media is very susceptible to doing what the Obama campaign wants, which is to focus on this.”

The media is very susceptible to doing what the Obama campaign wants.

Ah yes. The Liberal Media Is In The Can For Obama meme. How insightful! How knowing! How totally flipping wrong!

Which media would that be? Half of broadcast radio — all of the AM dial — which is occupied by thousands of hours of right-wing propaganda? Surely he can’t be talking about the most popular cable news network, Fox News Channel, or its lower rating sister, Fox Business. Or what about its parent company News Corp, which owns multiple major market newspapers including the Wall Street Journal and the New York Post? Let’s talk about MSNBC where, other than several prime time shows, bends over backwards to paint each side as equally wrong. Are you talking about Drudge who you yourself claimed “rules [the media's] world”? This is “the media” that does what the Obama campaign wants? That’s rich.

A Pew Research study in April determined:

Over the past four months, researchers found news coverage of Romney was 39 percent positive, 32 percent negative, and 29 percent neutral, whereas Obama’s coverage was 18 percent positive, 34 percent negative, and 34 percent neutral.

Your liberal media.

It’s utterly breathtaking how wrong Halperin is, regardless of what dimension or star-system he’s visiting from.

And it’s not the first time he said such a thing. In 2008, before the inauguration, he went so far as to say of the election coverage that year, “It’s the most disgusting failure of people in our business since the Iraq war. It was extreme bias, extreme pro-Obama coverage.”

Yes, really. Not since the Iraq war.

So when the press spent two years reinforcing a false rumor that President Obama was secretly a radical Muslim; or that he was “the most liberal senator” (he’s not); or repeatedly calling him “Osama”; or airing the Rev. Wright tapes around the clock for an entire month; or wondering whether the president was “one of us”; or questioning whether or not the president was too “presumptuous”; or repeating McCain talking points that the president was a socialist (he’s not); or that the president will never be able to reconcile with the Clintons; or reporting that the First Lady hates America (she doesn’t) — somehow this is proof that the media showed an “extreme pro-Obama” bias? By the way, most of this paragraph was culled from MSNBC. You know, the liberal cable network.

I’m beginning to think NBC actually pays Halperin to be wrong. Maybe they actually pro-rate his salary based on a wrong-per-day sum total.

The worst part about Halperin is the fact that he’s regarded as a fountain of conventional wisdom and political zeitgeist in Washington. Press insiders and politicians alike actually look to him to determine what to watch for and how to talk about it. In fact, he used to do a video blog where he would literally dispatch little bits of information tagged with the line “watch for [insert nonsense here].” For example, “President Bush will fly in a helicopter today. Watch for that. Also watch for some laws to be passed out of committee today.”

Likewise, he would write little lists — little fart-size doses of Halperin hackery. First, they were called “The Note” for ABC News, then he moved the bit to TIME where he renamed it “The Page.” As you might recall, one of Halperin’s most notable (and since scrubbed) list included the following recommendation for the McCain campaign.

11. Emphasize Barack Hussein Obama’s unusual name and exotic background through a Manchurian Candidate prism.

If you’re looking for a “patient zero” in the whole Birther thing, Halperin might be the one. At the very least, he mainstreamed it.

And throughout his history of serial wrongness, you know what finally knocked Halperin off the air for a while? He called the president a dick on Morning Joe. Word of warning for future pundits: be inaccurate all you want, but don’t EVER say “dick” on television.

There are way too many pundits and analysts who are wrong — why am I picking on doughy ol’ Halperin? Halperin is almost exactly why so many pundits are wrong. He quietly and calmly spreads total hooey disguised as Very Serious Conventional Wisdom. He substitutes contrarianism and out-of-his-own-ass bullshitting with insightfulness. He mistakes flaccidity for seriousness. He’s good at both so his colleagues tend to believe him. But unlike some pundits and analysts who are occasionally right, Halperin is almost always wrong.

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Re-Birtherism

Chez Pazienza · May 24,2012
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Donald Trump: Presidential wannabe and birther

By Chez Pazienza: An ongoing meme on the podcast that Bob Cesca and I do involves a debate over how much good actually comes from constantly bitching online. It typically goes something like this: Bob plays the admittedly heroic role of the passionate crusader, a guy who fights injustice armed only with a keyboard and a microphone and who points out the insanity of modern politics with the goal of changing things for the better; I make a couple of shitty cracks, throw up my hands at the futility of it all, then go get drunk. All things considered it works out pretty well for us. He’s like a righteous Felix Unger, cleaning things up as best he can, and I’m Oscar Madison, not giving a crap — or at the very least Jack Klugman on the deck of the sailboat in the opening credits of Quincy, examining the chick in the bikini with a champagne glass in my hand.

I generally think Bob’s doing God’s work and I’m just being a slacker, but every once in a while I can say without fear of contradiction that, dammit, I’m right: Things are so thoroughly fucked-up that it’s incomprehensible that any sort of raging against the dying of the light will make one bit of difference. Case in point: birtherism — the conspiracy that simply will not die.

Chances are if you don’t have a little card in your wallet that needs only one more punch to earn you a free night at Bellevue you thought the whole birther thing was put to rest years ago — or at the very least, if you’re particularly obstinate, last year when President Obama publicly smacked down reality TV asshole Donald Trump by producing his long-form birth certificate. Turns out you’re wrong; like Jason Voorhees, who can’t be stopped no matter how many times you stab, torch, shoot or blow him up, the thoroughly debunked belief that Barack Obama wasn’t born in the U.S. and therefore isn’t constitutionally eligible to be president just keeps coming back for more.

Within just the past week or so, the secretary of state for Arizona — a place that I’m convinced is some kind of experimental test bed used by aliens to measure human stupidity — has threatened to keep Obama off the ballot in November pending an investigation into the authenticity of his birth certificate. Running concurrently with this mind-boggling idiocy is the ongoing investigation into Obama’s true upbringing launched by real-life cartoon character Joe Arpaio, whose “threat unit” has now been dispatched to Hawaii to flash their badges as if they hold any fucking authority whatsoever and demand answers in what Arpaio and doddering buffoon Jerome Corsi are sure is the biggest conspiracy in U.S. history. And lest you think that only the ass-backward yokels of Arizona are perpetuating this long-since-decided nonsense, a copy of the platform being proposed by Republicans in Iowa shows that they’ll officially demand that any candidate for President of the United States prove his or her natural born citizenship when they meet in mid-June. These aren’t far-flung fringe lunatics we’re talking about here; these are members of the ostensible GOP establishment — and they’re jumping feet-first into a pool clouded with the warm piss of conspiracist wack-jobs.

The nature of a conspiracy is that it’s a self-reinforcing delusion: The less it appears to be real, the harder you look and don’t find the answers you’re sure are there, the more it proves that there’s treachery afoot and that it involves the highest levels of power — the only ones who could successfully engineer such an exhaustive cover-up. And you need look no further than talk radio clown Alex Jones — whose latest YouTube video claims that his media contacts have warned him that the upcoming Ridley Scott film Prometheus will contain coded messages about the Illuminati — to understand that there’s profitability in ridiculous fear-mongering, whether it’s making money, pandering to a specific audience or simply making yourself an icon among the very, very dumb. The result is always the same, though: A person who truly believes a conspiracy theory will not ever be convinced otherwise. It just won’t happen.

Which brings me back to my original point: Why the fuck am I even writing this? I get the idea that it’s important to point out to those not in the throes of a rage-and-resentment-fueled hallucination just how morally, ethically and mentally bankrupt the people are who’ve latched onto this horseshit and who refuse to let go; likewise, it makes sense a certain amount of sense to highlight whenever possible the fact that one political party in this country has aligned itself with this kind of farcical non-thinking. But at some point you just get tired of saying the same thing over and over again.

The first piece I ever wrote about birtherism was published in August of 2008. August of 2008. It’s almost four years later — and we’re still talking about this crap. I have a semi-functional cerebral cortex, which means that I’m sick of it by now.

No, really, why the fuck am I still writing about this?

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New Hampshire Primary Infected With Bitherism

Oliver Willis · March 09,2011

Orly TaitzIt permeates the entire party and the intellectually bankrupt movement behind the party.

Presidential candidates who want to be on New Hampshire’s primary ballot next year may have to produce a birth certificate under a proposal being brought before a state House committee.

Election Law Chairman David Bates said his committee will consider a bill Wednesday to require candidates to provide a birth certificate and affidavit swearing they are at least 35 years old and have lived in the United States for 14 years, as called for in the U.S. Constitution to qualify for the presidency.

“They need to produce a certified copy of the long form of their birth certificate and an affidavit swearing to residency,” the Windham Republican said Tuesday.

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GOP Rep. John Sullivan Engages Wingnuttia

Oliver Willis · August 08,2009

john sullivanAs previously noted, fringe activity happens when parties are out of power, but in a very short time the Republican party has again mainstreamed crackpot theories just as they did during the Clinton presidency.

The trend of controversial town halls contiuned on Friday when Rep. John Sullivan (R-Okla.) questioned the authenticity of President Barack Obama’s birth certificate and referred to a White House ‘enemies list’ at a meeting in Tulsa.

‘This is a scary time in Washington,’ he said. ‘It’s a very frightening time. I see Barack Obama is creating an enemies list of people who oppose this miserable health care plan. I think that’s frightening. That’s from a guy that can’t even show a long-form birth certificate. I think we all ought to be prepared to fight that.’

For all the faults I find with the Democratic party – timidity, disorganization chiefly among them – they simply pale in comparison to the Republican party’s serial embrace of stupidity and its never-ending ignorance.

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