If McDonald’s Wants to Spread Lovin’, They Should Start With Their Employees

By February 09, 2015

McDonald’s workers are the arbiters of the lovin’ for food deals, and if the commercial is anything to go by, they are positively giddy about spreading it.

Except they probably aren’t given the average worker at McDonald’s doesn’t earn enough money to actually live on.

Imaginary Future President Chris Christie Implicated in Yet Another Corruption Case

By February 06, 2015

With governors like these, it’s no surprise Republicans are looking elsewhere for 2016.

Best Of Banter: Presidents On Drugs, Rand Paul’s Alex Jones Connections, and Rick Scott’s Corruption

By February 05, 2015

The week that was.

Best of Banter: Sarah Palin Got Crazier, ‘Friends’ Was Racist, and Ted Nugent Is Still An Asshole

By January 29, 2015

The week that was at The Daily Banter.

Here’s the Bizarre Online Trail Left by the Ex-Employee Who Killed Himself Outside Fox News HQ

By January 26, 2015
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Given that it was such a sad and desperate act, it would be nice to be able to say that Phillip Perea really was a little guy ground to dust by the gears of a merciless media entity, but unfortunately the online trail he leaves behind shows that it wasn’t the news business that drove him crazy — he was pretty far down that road long before he ran afoul of Fox News’s Television Stations division.

Your Handy Guide to the Most Epic Sarah Palin Speech Ever

By January 26, 2015

We’ve assembled here a selection of the most incomprehensible moments from the speech to serve as evidence that not only would she be a fantastic candidate in the forthcoming Republican presidential primaries, but that she might also be suffering from either Syphilitic dementia or brain worms.

The Best Of the Banter: GOP’s Pissy SOTU Response, We Troll Donald Trump, Salon Is Fake

By January 22, 2015
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The week that was, at The Daily Banter.

The White House Just Trolled Everyone, Proving Obama Has No F*cks Left To Give

By January 20, 2015
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“I’ve done good and I know it. The state of the union is, I can’t even with you people anymore. Now how’s this for a hashtag: ‘Suck on my tan suit’?”

Best Of the Banter: Punching Pastors, Charlie Hebdo, and a Letter From a Fetus

By January 15, 2015

Definitely read the letter from a fetus.

UberFact’s Top 10 “Facts” Of 2014 Were Pretty Dubious

By January 09, 2015

UberFact or UberFiction? We put it’s claims to the test.

Message to Readers About Ads

By January 07, 2015

(NOTE: This post doesn’t count towards your meter) A quick heads up from Management HQ – some Banter members have complained about ads showing up. We are aware of the problem and are working on figuring out why this is happening. It is frustrating, but the problem should be fixed very soon. Our apologies! Ben

CNN’s 10 Most Embarrassing Moments Of 2014

By December 30, 2014

Did ghosts steal MH370? Can the Klan rebrand? CNN’s had a busy year.

It Would Have Been Nice If the NYT Demanded We Prosecute Dick Cheney When It Mattered

By December 24, 2014
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The New York Times finally thinks Cheney should stand trial for torture. Too bad it’s a decade late to the party.

The Best Of the Banter: Banter Begins, Bush’s Gaffes, Kim Jong-un’s Death, and Lots More

By December 18, 2014

We bring you the week that was in the world of Banter.

Someone Just Bet $1 Million You’re Still Ready For Romney

By December 17, 2014

Are you ready for some Romney?!?

What is The Daily Banter? Part 1: Humble Beginnings

By December 16, 2014
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As part on an ongoing series, every writer at The Daily Banter will be penning an essay titled ‘What is The Daily Banter?’ Given this was my idea, it was only fair that I go first (well, everyone else on the team took the other dates so I sort of had to to go first…).

I don’t have anything particularly clever to say about the site or what we do – I’m hoping that should be evident given the amount of writing we’ve been doing these past three years. But I would like to share a bit about the beginnings site and how it got to where it is today.

MEMBERS ONLY: One for the Aging

By December 10, 2014
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“I turn 45 on Thursday. This birthday feels infinitely more daunting than my 40th, mostly because over the past five years I’ve finally begun to feel my age. There are people who tell you that age is simply a number or a state of mind. They’re lying. You can try to “think young” all you’d like but eventually your body tells you to go fuck yourself, and the realization of that is what adjusts your overall attitude whether you like it or not. I’m not who I was even a few years ago and there’s no way around it. Granted, my life changed drastically in 2006 when I had a tumor the size of a pinball — does anyone even play pinball anymore? Is that a dated reference? — pulled out of my head. My brain chemistry and various aspects of what made me me were altered overnight, but in spite of a few hiccups it didn’t feel like it had the power to truly cripple me until the years piled on top of the trauma. Now, at the age of 45, I can’t tell how much of the figurative weight I feel on me as I get out of bed each morning is my age and how much is the aftermath of the surgery, even all these years later.”

Bill Carter Leaving the New York Times Is One More Nail in the Coffin of Good Journalism

By December 03, 2014
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Bill Carter, the New York Times‘s TV industry savant, is taking a voluntary buyout. It’s bad news for the paper — and us.


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