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Mitch McConnell Continues to Slither Under the Radar: Repeal Obamacare — Except for Kentucky

By October 15, 2014
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McConnell wants to keep the Kentucky marketplace, financed through the ACA and the federal government, but he also wants to rip out the entire law — “root and branch.”

Republican Asshole Gets His Wish As Texas Ebola Patient Dies

By October 08, 2014
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Contracting Ebola isn’t necessarily fatal, but we’re afraid the idiocy of Todd Kincannon is terminal.

Ben Affleck Vs. The Great Bill Maher/Sam Harris Muslim Bash-Off

By October 04, 2014
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The continuing barbarity of ISIS gave Bill Maher and Real Time guest Sam Harris another opportunity to bash the religion of Islam Friday night, and while Gone Girl star Ben Affleck did his best to push back, he didn’t quite connect the dots.

Full Length Banter Podcast: Godfrey and Ben Uncut!

By September 24, 2014
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BANTER MEMBERS ONLY: Check out the raw and uncut podcast Ben Cohen did with Godfrey recently. We discuss it all: Godfrey’s background in comedy; working with the likes of Dave Chappelle, Robin Williams and Joan Rivers; whether Obama is a weak President, being black in America, and how British accents help you be more successful.

WARNING: NSFW!!!

ISIS Releases “Flames Of War” Movie Trailer, Turns Our American Weapons Against Us

By September 17, 2014
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This trailer for a nonexistent film called Flames Of War is apparently a coming attraction for “the fighting,” which the trailer promises has “just begun.”

A Child Abuse Investigator’s Perspective on the Ray Rice Case

By September 12, 2014
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The trauma of seeing a parent abused often takes years to overcome, and people who have experienced this often need professional counseling to work through it. Witnessing domestic violence also breeds more domestic violence.

BREAKING: AP Reports the NFL Received Ray Rice Elevator Punch Video In April

By September 10, 2014
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Late Wednesday, the Associated Press reported that a law enforcement official says he sent a video of Ray Rice punching his then-fiancee Janay Palmer to an NFL executive three months ago.

Fox News Pundit Immediately Blames Obama For Steven Sotloff’s Beheading

By September 02, 2014
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This is getting ridiculous, just like her Joe the Plumber-esque foreign policy advice.

WIZZLES FOR EVERYONE!

By September 02, 2014
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So there’s this new thing called a wizzle…

Fox News Host On Cat-Calling: “Let Men Be Men”

By August 29, 2014
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The ladies of Fox News weigh in on cat-calling, and it’s everything you feared it would be.

Please Feel Free to Shut the F*ck Up About Obama’s Tan Suit

By August 28, 2014
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You’d think he walked into the press room with his fly wide open and a streamer of toilet paper stuck to his shoe. It’s just a tan suit, people!

If You’re Not Rooting For Sean Hannity In This Interview, You Have a Serious Problem

By August 28, 2014
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Sean Hannity knocks it out of the park. Wait, what?

Gay, Black Michael Sam Sacks and Mocks Cocky White Male Johnny Manziel

By August 26, 2014
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Football is awesome sometimes.

Genius Pizza Guy Delivers Fake Murder Mystery To Avoid Getting Fired

By August 21, 2014
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It’s amazing he was delivering pizzas in the first place and not say, smashing atoms in a particle accelerator.

Atheist Candidate Has Perfect Response To Anti-Abortion Extremists

By August 21, 2014
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Anti-choicers get owned by a letter, and a little something extra.

The Whole World Can Now See Why Black America Is Angry

By August 20, 2014
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Septic, institutional race related fear of black people caused the white people to pack up their tennis bats and muffin mix and leave Ferguson in their Volvos. And it’s fear that brings them back with their zip ties and gas masks in their tanks.

YouTube Video Captures Kajieme Powell Shooting in St. Louis

By August 20, 2014
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A video has appeared on YouTube showing the shooting of Kajieme Powell by police officers in St. Louis on Tuesday.

Cop In Ferguson Who Threatened to “F**king Kill” Journalists Is Suspended Indefinitely

By August 20, 2014
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Thankfully, this lunatic is no longer patrolling the streets.