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Fox News Host On Cat-Calling: “Let Men Be Men”

By August 29, 2014
KG

The ladies of Fox News weigh in on cat-calling, and it’s everything you feared it would be.

Please Feel Free to Shut the F*ck Up About Obama’s Tan Suit

By August 28, 2014
President Obama Makes Statement In The Briefing Room Of White House

You’d think he walked into the press room with his fly wide open and a streamer of toilet paper stuck to his shoe. It’s just a tan suit, people!

If You’re Not Rooting For Sean Hannity In This Interview, You Have a Serious Problem

By August 28, 2014
HannityChoudary

Sean Hannity knocks it out of the park. Wait, what?

Gay, Black Michael Sam Sacks and Mocks Cocky White Male Johnny Manziel

By August 26, 2014
Money-Fingers

Football is awesome sometimes.

Genius Pizza Guy Delivers Fake Murder Mystery To Avoid Getting Fired

By August 21, 2014
Pizza

It’s amazing he was delivering pizzas in the first place and not say, smashing atoms in a particle accelerator.

Atheist Candidate Has Perfect Response To Anti-Abortion Extremists

By August 21, 2014
JamesWoods

Anti-choicers get owned by a letter, and a little something extra.

The Whole World Can Now See Why Black America Is Angry

By August 20, 2014
panthers

Septic, institutional race related fear of black people caused the white people to pack up their tennis bats and muffin mix and leave Ferguson in their Volvos. And it’s fear that brings them back with their zip ties and gas masks in their tanks.

YouTube Video Captures Kajieme Powell Shooting in St. Louis

By August 20, 2014
Powell

A video has appeared on YouTube showing the shooting of Kajieme Powell by police officers in St. Louis on Tuesday.

Cop In Ferguson Who Threatened to “F**king Kill” Journalists Is Suspended Indefinitely

By August 20, 2014
Cop

Thankfully, this lunatic is no longer patrolling the streets.

We Should Cut Some Slack For CNN’s Rosemary Church Who Suggested Using a ‘Water Cannon’ In Ferguson

By August 20, 2014
Church

Allow me to parse Rosemary’s not-so-sage words at this thyme.

Ice Bucket Challengers, Try To Remember Why You’re Pouring Ice On Your Head

By August 06, 2014
wet-golfers

We need to splash a bit of cold water on these peoples’ faces to snap them out of the craze-driven hypnosis they’re in.

Bill O’Reilly Jumps On the “War On Whites” Bandwagon Driven By Mo Brooks

By August 06, 2014
OReilly

Bill O’Reilly joins the League of Extraordinary White Gentlemen who think the race is under attack.

LISTEN: Fox News Covers House Benghazi Report Vindicating Obama

By August 05, 2014
Douches

We promise you’ll want to hear this.

ReaganBook Is the Perfect Social Network For a Party With Nothing Left To Offer

By July 31, 2014
reaganbook

Out of ideas in the present, the Republican Party instead offers Reagan, and soon even that will lose its appeal.

Israeli Official Nut-Punches Brazil With World Cup Insult Over Gaza

By July 25, 2014
Palmor

There’s responding to criticism, and then there’s just being a dick.

Fox News’ Unbelievably Shitty Report on NYPD Chokehold Death

By July 22, 2014
gretchen

The last refuge of racist police brutality-enablers is the plaintive cry to “watch the whole tape,” or in the case of Fox News’ coverage of the man who died last week following an illegal NYPD chokehold, “don’t watch the second tape.”

Republicans Run Detroit Like a Corporation, Disaster Ensues

By July 21, 2014
detroit water

Detroit doesn’t just have a budget crisis. It has a Republican crisis.

CNN’s Ashleigh Banfield Just Dropped a Reality Bomb On Immigrant-Haters

By July 09, 2014
banfield

We’d say she just dropped the mic, but there’s now a big crater where the arguments of the “just send ‘em home” crowd used to be.