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Best Of Banter: Elizabeth Warren Is Lying to You, Dual Homeowners Suck and Spongebob On Weed

By April 23, 2015
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Here’s the week that was at The Daily Banter.

Best Of Banter: Hillary’s Running, Pink Isn’t Fat, and We Get An Apology Out Of a Conservative

By April 16, 2015
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Here’s the week that was, at The Daily Banter.

Liberals Need To Stop Tripping About Gwyneth Paltrow and Food Stamps

By April 15, 2015
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If we really care about food stamps, liberals need to be better at picking their battles. Shaming Gwyneth Paltrow and some GOP state legislator won;t feed anyone.

Ted Cruz Warns Christian Homeschoolers About the Looming Gay ‘Jihad’

By April 13, 2015
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Nothing weird about that, not at all.

MEMBERS ONLY: Dear Billionaires Telling People They Don’t Need College: Shut the Fuck Up

By April 10, 2015
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Who needs college when you already know you’re the next big thing?

Best of Banter: Rand Paul’s Presidential Disaster, Police’s Race Problem, and Rush Limbaugh’s Hypocrisy

By April 09, 2015
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Here’s the week that was, at The Daily Banter.

MEMBERS ONLY: Top Ranking Democrats Wants To Censor the Internet

By April 03, 2015
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Dianne Feinstein knows that the threats facing the Americans of the future are the hippie handbooks of the 1970s.

MEMBERS ONLY: Adventures in Peaking Early (and Trying To Survive It)

By April 02, 2015
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This is the dilemma: At, say, 45, who the hell has time to work on something that could satisfy creatively long-term when next week’s bills will still be due? Maybe if you’ve spent years building up a nest egg you can take the time you need, but it’s the Gen-Xers’ lament that this has been harder to do throughout their lives. There are plenty of success stories out there, but there are just as many about people who were laid waste by any or all of the three crushing recessions America endured in our lifetime. My parents couldn’t have imagined being in my position when they were my age — and they still can’t — and if the various stories written lately about Gen-X hitting its inevitable mid-life crisis are true, I’m not the only one.

Best of Banter: Indiana Hates Gays, Ted Cruz is Popular and Why TV News is “F*cking Bullshit”

By April 02, 2015
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Here’s the week that was, at The Daily Banter.

Outraged Liberals Actually Missed the Dumbest Part Of This Tom Cotton Interview

By April 02, 2015
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Yes, he said something dumb about gay people, but solely focusing on that misses his broader “point.”

Best Of Banter: Ted Cruz’s Biggest Obamacare Lies, Bone Broth Is Dumb, and Dick Cheney Is Back From the Undead

By March 26, 2015
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The week that was at The Daily Banter.

Pope Francis Did Something Really Creepy That Was Deemed a ‘Miracle’

By March 23, 2015
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This is just plain weird and morbid.

There Has To Be a Better Way Than Alcoholics Anonymous

By March 20, 2015
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We, ironically, depend on Alcoholics Anonymous in this country rather than allowing for more progressive and scientific treatments and remedies for addiction. Our judicial system depends on it. Pop culture has made it iconic. We aren’t willing to truly consider the possibility that there are ways to save even more lives and help people overcome alcohol abuse and addiction even more effectively than what we’ve been doing for nearly a century. We just take it for granted now that A.A. is how you get sober, when maybe it’s not and maybe some who abuse alcohol don’t need to get sober at all.

Best of Banter: Ted Cruz on Gay Marriage, Melting Ice Caps, Chuck Norris and Staking Out the White House

By March 19, 2015
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From the river of B.S. spilling out of Ted Cruz’s mouth to the apocalyptic news that melting Antarctic ice sheets will cause 10-foot sea level rises by the end of the century, Banter staff have you covered with enough paddles to navigate your way through the deluge. Here’s the week that was, at The Daily Banter. What Ted Cruz Said… Read More

See What Goes Into Making President Obama’s March Madness Bracket

By March 17, 2015
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The President made his March Madness picks today, but our White House reporter found out it takes more than an easel and a whiteboard to get it done. A lot more.

MEMBERS ONLY: 2016 Is Coming and I’m Absolutely Mortified

By March 12, 2015
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Do we really have to have another presidential election?

Best of Banter: The GOP’s Crazy Letter To Iran, London Is Too Expensive, and Patton Oswalt Mansplains To Salon

By March 12, 2015
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Here’s the week that was, at The Daily Banter.

That Time Ronald Reagan Accused Jesse Jackson Of Violating the Logan Act

By March 10, 2015
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Republicans are rather generous in their interpretation of the Logan Act now that 47 GOP senators are being accused of violating it, but in 1984, Ronald Reagan accused Rev. Jesse Jackson of the same thing, and you’ll never guess why.