Sports

Let’s All Take a Second to Laugh at Awkward Photos of Chris Christie Playing Baseball

By June 04, 2015
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Gov. Chris Christie (R-NJ) decided to wedge himself into a full baseball uniform on Thursday, complete with skin-tight pantaloons.

Why Were FIFA Officials Arrested on Corruption Charges? Let John Oliver Explain

By May 27, 2015
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Even if soccer (‘football’ to rest of the world) isn’t your cup of tea, you’ve probably heard that international organizing body FIFA (The Fédération Internationale de Football Association) is one of the most corrupt organizations on the planet. So corrupt in fact that top ranking officials were unceremoniously arrested today by Swiss authorities in a… Read More

The Cleveland Cavaliers Think Domestic Violence Is Hilarious

By May 08, 2015
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The Cleveland Cavaliers marketing and game operations staff have managed the near-impossible feat of creating a video that absolutely everyone agrees was horrible, and showing it to an arena full of fans.

No, Deflategate Has Nothing To Do With ‘White Privilege’

By May 08, 2015
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Here’s why.

Serial Woman Beater Floyd Mayweather Sued by Ex for Being an Asshole

By May 07, 2015
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According to Floyd Mayweather, he was actually only ‘restraining’ the mother of his three children Josie Harris when he beat her savagely in 2010. Harris is having none of it though, and is suing the boxer for $20 million.

Did the White House Know Tom Brady Would Be Implicated In Deflategate Cheating Report?

By May 06, 2015
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The NFL released its report on “Deflate-gate” Wednesday afternoon, but is it possible that the White House knew, weeks ago, that it would implicate just one player, quarterback Tom Brady, in “more probable than not” cheating?

The Mega Mayweather vs Pacquiao Breakdown: Who Won and Why

By May 04, 2015
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In case you were on Mars over the weekend you are probably aware that Floyd Mayweather defeated Manny Pacquiao via decision at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas in what was billed as the ‘Fight of the Century’. Here’s what went down:

You are Crazy to Count Manny Pacquiao Out Against Floyd Mayweather

By May 01, 2015
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The truth is that Manny Pacquiao has not been outboxed since losing to Morales in 2005. So why are people counting him out against Floyd Mayweather this Saturday?

Who Wins the Fight of the Century: Manny Pacquiao or Floyd Mayweather?

By April 30, 2015
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The Fight of the Century is upon us. Can the master boxer keep his undefeated record and tame the marauding Pacquaio? Or can the 8 weight champion force the defensive fighter out of his shell and land enough punches to win enough rounds to take the fight?

Harrowing Road Rage Attack on Bike Rider Caught on Video

By April 27, 2015
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Can bike riders be assholes? Absolutely. Can bike riders in any way harm a driver on the road? No way.

Britt McHenry Would’ve Gotten Off Easier Had She Choked Someone To Death On Video

By April 17, 2015
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Justice was swift for Britt McHenry, the ESPN sideline reporter who cursed out a parking lot clerk in a viral video that’s breaking the internet, but she literally would have been better off had she choked someone to death.

Floyd Mayweather vs Manny Pacquiao: Biggest Fight in History Now Official!!!

By February 20, 2015
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Finally, the two biggest stars in boxing (if not all sports) are finally set to fight in what is guaranteed to be the biggest and most lucrative fight in the history of boxing. After years of waiting, excuses, mishaps and failed negotiations, Floyd Mayweather and Manny Pacquiao will do battle most likely at the MGM… Read More

We Are All Responsible For Steroid Abuse in Sports

By February 12, 2015
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Over the past week, the world of Mixed Martial Arts has been rocked to its core by the revelation that Anderson Silva, widely recognized as the greatest Martial Artist in history, had tested positive for Drostanolone and Adrostane metabolites before his fight with Nick Diaz.

Assuming Silva’s test result is correct, why would an athlete of his stature take such a stupid risk?

Lance Armstrong: Screwed When He Lies, Screwed When He’s Honest

By January 27, 2015
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The headlines circulating the internet today have totally stripped the 1995 context out of Armstrong’s doping quote to the BBC, and made it sound as if Armstrong said he’d dope again today or into the future.

Why Can’t You Say ‘Super Bowl’ On TV?

By January 26, 2015
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Ever notice how some people on TV call the Super Bowl the “Big Game?” The popular understanding is that it’s because the NFL are assholes about it, which they are, but it’s not just because of that.

Sorcerer Bill Belichick Summons Massive Blizzard To Distract Country From Deflategate

By January 26, 2015
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For the first time in a week, all eyes are off the Patriots. And it’s no accident.

Stop Calling the New England Patriots Scandal ‘Ballghazi’

By January 22, 2015
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Deflategate will do just fine, thank you.

The Funniest Thing About Cheating Patriots Coach Bill Belichick’s Press Conference

By January 22, 2015
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No, it wasn’t the studious way Belichick tried to avoid using the word “balls” during a press conference that was all about balls, but that was a close second.

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