Gay, Black Michael Sam Sacks and Mocks Cocky White Male Johnny Manziel

By August 26, 2014

Football is awesome sometimes.

Former NFL Referee Takes An Ethical Stand Against The Redskins

By August 22, 2014

It’s not often there’s a good enough excuse to write about the brighter side of the sports world here on the Banter, but on Wednesday, the Washington Post published an interview with Mike Carey, and he made a bold admission.

Republicans Freak Out For the Gazillionth Time About Obama Golfing

By August 22, 2014
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This is basically the unofficial Republican guide to when Obama shouldn’t go golfing.

Can We Just Admit That the Little League World Series Sucks?

By August 19, 2014

Frequent errors, mental mistakes, poor baseball fundamentals, and crying make this an unwatchable event.

The NFL and ESPN Have An Impotency Problem

By August 14, 2014

The NFL and news outlets like ESPN are doing their best to keep a dirty secret about the league under wraps.

ESPN’s Stephen A. Smith Says Women Shouldn’t “Provoke” Men To Domestic Violence

By July 25, 2014
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Stephen A. Smith wants to remind everyone that the ladies should be sure not to “do anything to provoke” violence from men.

Tony Dungy Has a Very Cowardly Reason Why He Wouldn’t Have Drafted Michael Sam

By July 21, 2014

Despite his reputation as one of the NFL’s good guys, Tony Dungy again reveals his true anti-gay colors.

Stuart Scott and Michael Sam Speeches Were No Jimmy V, But They Were Close

By July 17, 2014

In between randomly assigned awards, there were two amazing speeches given at ESPN’s ESPYs last night, one by Michael Sam who won the Arthur Ashe Award for Courage, and one by Stuart Scott who was honored with the Jimmy V Award.

Derek Jeter Earns the Re2pect Of Hookups One Gift Basket At A Time

By July 15, 2014

As Jeter’s farewell tour enters its closing half, let’s take the time to honor a fact about Derek Jeter that is just as ridiculous as any stat you’re going to read about him…

Even LeBron’s Return To Cleveland Isn’t Immune From Being Politicized

By July 12, 2014

Yes, America, apparently everything is a partisan political issue, as two very different reactions to the news of Lebron James’ return to Cleveland demonstrate.

LeBron James Is Back In Cleveland and He’s Going To Make You Love Him For It

By July 11, 2014

Four years ago there was a TV special, a party, and a parade, but this time all we got from King James was an essay (as told to Lee Jenkins) on Sports Illustrated’s website describing his reasons for going home.

And it’s perfect.

Can We All Just Admit That a Shootout Is a Terrible Way To End a World Cup Match?

By July 09, 2014

Penalty kicks are a virtual gimme for professional soccer players, but lucky guessing shouldn’t determine the outcome of such an epic and rare global sporting event.

Pornhub Forced To Explain Difference Between Blowout and Blow#&% To World Cup Fans

By July 09, 2014

One DEFINITELY involves 22 guys and the other only occasionally involves 22 guys…

What We Can All Learn From Cleveland Brown’s Josh Gordon’s Latest DWI Arrest

By July 07, 2014
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2014 has been another year that proves the indisputable fact that when it comes to sports, God hates Cleveland. LeBron hasn’t even pretended like he’s going to come home after his 4-year long trip out for cigarettes, the Indians are middling a few games below .500, and the Browns decided to put the future of their organization in the hands of Johnny Football…

7 Reasons To Help You Convince Yourself You Hate Belgium

By July 01, 2014
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It’s hard to manufacture temporary hatred for another country when that country is Belgium. They’re like the Delaware of Europe. So to keep your semi-xenophobic jingoism fueled for this afternoon’s game, here are some reasons why you should definitely hate Belgium.

This Is How NHL Players Would Deal With World Cup Biter Luis Suárez

By June 25, 2014

The NHL has the perfect remedy that soccer needs to deal with punks like Luis Suárez.

Dana Loesch Is Right: Time To Bring On The Gashington RedSnatch

By June 20, 2014

TheBlaze’s Dana Loesch, points out that the Redskins’ team name “honors” Native Americans, but with so many other teams honoring them, it’s time the NFL similarly honored women.

Sorry, Brazilians: Your Lives Are Being Destroyed So Men Can Play With Their Balls

By June 11, 2014
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Starting in 2007 when Brazil was awarded the World Cup the government has been on a bit of a clean- up/murder spree. Displacing over 200,000 citizens to make room for new building works associated with the tournament and working to lower the crime rate so tourists are safe.