Sports

The Funniest Thing About Cheating Patriots Coach Bill Belichick’s Press Conference

By January 22, 2015
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No, it wasn’t the studious way Belichick tried to avoid using the word “balls” during a press conference that was all about balls, but that was a close second.

Russell Wilson Says God Planned NFC Title Game and That Would Mean God Is Evil

By January 20, 2015
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There’s no way around it. Russell Wilson’s god is a bastard.

Chris Christie: The Most Corrupt Governor in America

By January 07, 2015
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Seriously, mark your calendars because Sunday’s playoff game in Dallas heralded the end of the Christie presidential campaign — that is if it ever existed in the first place.

Floyd Mayweather Is A Coward, And So Are We

By December 06, 2014
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“This is a man whose unrepentant, serial assaults and abuses, over a decade, to his children’s mothers are as well documented as they are (relatively) unpunished. Charges stemming from this last incident carried with them the possibility of over 30 years in jail. Floyd “Money” Mayweather Jr. accepted a plea deal of guilt to misdemeanor domestic assault and harassment, which carried a sentence of 90 days. He served two months, getting out early for good behavior.

So why do we give him a pass?”

Janay Rice Saying God Chose Husband To Hit Her Sends a Terrible Message

By December 02, 2014
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Janay Rice deserves support, but her explanation as to why she was assaulted warrants scrutiny.

Darren Wilson’s Disgraced Ex-Cop Friend Butthurt Over Rams’ ‘Hands Up, Don’t Shoot’ Display

By December 01, 2014
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The St. Louis Police Officers Association is terribly offended that five black players would dare invoke their First Amendment rights.

Joe Rogan is Right, Transgender Athletes Should Not Be Able to Fight Women

By November 16, 2014
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Joe Rogan is in hot water for stating that transgender athlete Fallon Fox should not be able to fight women. Rogan is accused of being a transphobic hater monger, but anyone with an understanding of Martial Arts knows the subject is far from black and white and involves the health and safety of women in an already dangerous sport.

Why Didn’t The Daily Show Air the ‘Vile S**t’ Fans Said In Its Infamous Redskins Segment?

By November 03, 2014
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In a new interview, Jon Stewart says that Redskins fans “said the most vile shit” to Native Americans who participated in The Daily Show’s segment on the naming controversy, but doesn’t explain why we never got to see it.

Upon Further Review, College Football Is a Giant Waste Of Money For Most Schools

By October 29, 2014
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Schools keep losing millions of dollars on bad or mediocre football times, so why do they keep them?

What a Postgame Interview With An Atheist Football Player Would Look Like

By October 23, 2014
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Thank god for making the game-winning play? No thanks!

How a Kung Fu Legend’s HGH Use Reveals a Wider Problem in Professional Sports

By October 02, 2014
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News broke this week that Cung Le, a Kung Fu action star and perhaps the most famous Sanshou fighter of all time, tested positive for excessive levels Human Growth Hormone following his August UFC loss to Michael Bisping. If supposedly noble Martial Artists are cheating, what does this say about professional sports in general?

The NFL and Why We’re More Outraged Over a Team Name Than Criminal Behavior

By October 02, 2014
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The degree of outrage and subsequent reaction to “Redskins” seems to far outweigh the reaction to clearly more criminal behavior by certain players and oversight by the National Football League.

The NFL Now Says It was Wrong To Penalize a Muslim Player for Praying After a Touchdown

By September 30, 2014
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The message was clear: praying to the Christian god on the field is apparently a-okay, but giving thanks to the Muslim deity is a violation of NFL policy.

ESPN Suspends Bill Simmons For Criticizing Roger Goodell; Throws Away Last Bit Of Journalistic Integrity

By September 25, 2014
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We’d be shocked if we didn’t already write about this problem back in mid-August.

Peyton Manning Is the Stoner Pizza King Of Colorado

By September 18, 2014
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Peyton Manning is rolling in the green from his extensive pizza investments in Colorado, which cater to people rolling another kind of green.

How Badly Are You Allowed To Injure a Woman When You Hit Her?

By September 17, 2014
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The question sounds absurd, but apparently some people are prepared to accept the premise and answer it.

Fox News Channel’s Elisabeth Hasselbeck Connects NFL Scandals to Benghazi

By September 16, 2014
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No, we didn’t make this up. She really did it.

MEMBERS ONLY: The Ugly Side of Football and How Fans Continue to Let The NFL Get Away With It

By September 15, 2014
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America’s Sport is polluted with lies, cheating and crime — and more than its share of assholes. Yet it’s been, up to this point, immune from serious damage.