Photo of the Week: The Pope Visits The Sick

By September 25, 2015
Pope leads general audience in St. Peter's Square at Vatican

Andy Borowitz for the epic win of the internet this week.

Photo of the Day: Man Struggles to Compose Himself as Chris Christie Discusses Sex Life

By August 04, 2015
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Quote of the Day: Pat Robertson Says Gays Will Force You to Like Bestiality and Anal Sex

By June 29, 2015

Everyone’s favorite batshit crazy grandpa Pat Robertson clearly hasn’t taken the Supreme Court’s gay marriage ruling well. In a vintage screed against the gay terrorists taking over America, Robertson warned his viewers on “The 700 Club” about the homosexual agenda, and their never ending quest to come after everything you hold dear. He said: It doesn’t… Read More

The Westboro Baptist Church Just Imploded Over Supreme Court Gay Marriage Ruling

By June 26, 2015

The rabidly anti-gay Westboro Bapist Church appears to have gone into complete meltdown mode after the Supreme Court gay marriage ruling passed this morning. In a series of increasingly deranged tweets, the Church is warning America that the end is nigh and the country is well on its way to eternal doom. Not only that,… Read More

Michelle Malkin’s Attempt to Smear the Pope Over Air Conditioning is Hilarious

By June 26, 2015
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Malkin’s demand that no one can talk about climate change if they participate in the capitalist system is kind of like demanding bus passengers not alert one another that they are driving over the edge of a cliff.

If the Pope Believes Man Made Climate Change is a Problem, So Should You

By June 16, 2015
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If a man who heads up an organization that officially believes a Bronze aged Sky God impregnated a virgin with a living deity, recognizes climate change as being man-made, then so can you.

Pat Robertson Claims God Kills Children Because They May be “Next Hitler”

By June 10, 2015

Yes, Pat Robertson really said this.

Good Christian Mike Huckabee Blames the Liberal Media for Josh Duggar Molestation Scandal

By June 09, 2015

In the mind of a religious fundamentalist like Mike Huckabee, sins are forgivable if you too are a religious fundamentalist. So when good Christians cover up molestation within their own family, then lecture everyone else on sexual immorality, it’s A-OK with Mike.

Antonin Scalia Should Step Down as Supreme Court Justice After Creationist Beliefs Revealed

By June 08, 2015

In a graduation speech at his granddaughter’s high school last Thursday, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia revealed that he believes humanity has been around “some 5,000 years or so.”  Speaking to the crowd of teenagers and parents, he said: Class of 2015, you should not leave Stone Ridge High School thinking that you face challenges that… Read More

Jim Bob Duggar’s Masturbation Punishment Story Explains a Lot…

By May 29, 2015

An alleged story about Jim Bob Duggar’s punishment for his son masturbating explains a lot about Josh Duggar and his sexual deviancy…

Khloe Kardashian’s Niqab Selfie is Offensive Because it Offends Women, Not Islam

By May 27, 2015
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Khloe Kardashian’s new look may be offending social justice warriors and some Muslims who believe she is offending Islam, but in reality, she is offending women who should never have to wear a ridiculous clown outfit for fear of violent male repercussions.

One Quote That Shows How the Catholic Church Is Killing Itself

By May 27, 2015

Ireland was supposed to be a Vatican stronghold. Now it’s gone overwhelmingly for same-sex marriage.

Pam Geller Has a Genius Plot To Rid DC Trains and Buses of Muslims

By May 26, 2015
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On Tuesday, Pam Geller submitted an ad campaign to DC’s transit authority that featured the winner of her Mohammad cartoon contest, which could result in a breezy commute for a few brave souls in our nation’s capital.

Jim Bob Duggar Believes Incest Should be Punishable by Death. But Not When it is his Son of Course.

By May 26, 2015

It has now been revealed that Josh Duggar’s dad, Jim Bob Duggar, believed incest represents a ‘heinous’ crime, ‘and as such should be treated as capital crime’ at a time when he knew his own son had molested his sisters.

Muslim Televangelist Claims Masturbators Will Meet their ‘Pregnant Hand’ in the Afterlife

By May 25, 2015
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Welcome to the entirely new concept of the “Pregnant Masturbating Hand”.

Reza Aslan Made the Worst Case For Religion On The Daily Show

By May 15, 2015

Reza Aslan was in his usual top form with Jon Stewart.

Liberals, Please Speak up for Free Speech

By May 15, 2015

Only if we accept arbitrary limits on freedom of speech as dictated by cultural groups can cartoons of Muhammad constitute hate speech. We must first cede to Islam the right to forbid them. Liberals should consider whether the injunctions of Islam, or indeed any other religion, constitute an acceptable curb on liberty.

Jeb Bush Panders To Evangelicals In Nonsensical Commencement Speech

By May 12, 2015
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Jeb Bush is way trying too hard to convince the GOP’s evangelical base that he’s their guy.


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