If You’ve Lost Bill Maher Over National Registry For Muslims, It Really is a Bad Idea

By November 20, 2015

Donald Trump has proposed that Muslims be registered on a national database. If you have lost Bill Maher on anything related to Islam, it’s pretty much guaranteed to be a very, very bad idea.

After Paris Attacks, Beware Of Arguments Like This That Excuse Islam

By November 18, 2015

This is one of the more incoherent defenses of Islam yet.

Obama Just Owned Anti-Refugee Republicans Hard

By November 18, 2015

Speaking at the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation Summit in Manila yesterday, President Obama took time out to thoroughly embarrass Republican governors around the nation who are demanding the US stop letting Syrian refugees into the country.

John Kasich Aims to Revive Crusades With Judeo-Christian Government Agency

By November 17, 2015
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One would think that in the wake of a serious tragedy caused by religious fundamentalism, Republican candidates would wait at least a week or so before promoting batshit crazy religious gimmicks designed to reel in evangelist voters.

Shocking Video Shows Muslim Obama Wishing Americans a Happy Diwali

By November 12, 2015
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Secret Muslim and Communist President Obama finally revealed his true religion when addressing Americans yesterday to wish them a happy Diwali.

Catholic Hospital Denies Woman Treatment Because That’s What Jesus Would Do

By October 16, 2015

A Michigan woman in desperate need of a medical procedure was subjected to some very un-Jesus like treatment by her Catholic hospital.

Quote of the Day: Catholic Priest Blames Children For Seducing Pedophiles

By October 07, 2015
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What in God’s name?

Photo of the Week: The Pope Visits The Sick

By September 25, 2015
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Andy Borowitz for the epic win of the internet this week.

Photo of the Day: Man Struggles to Compose Himself as Chris Christie Discusses Sex Life

By August 04, 2015
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Quote of the Day: Pat Robertson Says Gays Will Force You to Like Bestiality and Anal Sex

By June 29, 2015

Everyone’s favorite batshit crazy grandpa Pat Robertson clearly hasn’t taken the Supreme Court’s gay marriage ruling well. In a vintage screed against the gay terrorists taking over America, Robertson warned his viewers on “The 700 Club” about the homosexual agenda, and their never ending quest to come after everything you hold dear. He said: It doesn’t… Read More

The Westboro Baptist Church Just Imploded Over Supreme Court Gay Marriage Ruling

By June 26, 2015

The rabidly anti-gay Westboro Bapist Church appears to have gone into complete meltdown mode after the Supreme Court gay marriage ruling passed this morning. In a series of increasingly deranged tweets, the Church is warning America that the end is nigh and the country is well on its way to eternal doom. Not only that,… Read More

Michelle Malkin’s Attempt to Smear the Pope Over Air Conditioning is Hilarious

By June 26, 2015
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Malkin’s demand that no one can talk about climate change if they participate in the capitalist system is kind of like demanding bus passengers not alert one another that they are driving over the edge of a cliff.

If the Pope Believes Man Made Climate Change is a Problem, So Should You

By June 16, 2015
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If a man who heads up an organization that officially believes a Bronze aged Sky God impregnated a virgin with a living deity, recognizes climate change as being man-made, then so can you.

Pat Robertson Claims God Kills Children Because They May be “Next Hitler”

By June 10, 2015

Yes, Pat Robertson really said this.

Good Christian Mike Huckabee Blames the Liberal Media for Josh Duggar Molestation Scandal

By June 09, 2015

In the mind of a religious fundamentalist like Mike Huckabee, sins are forgivable if you too are a religious fundamentalist. So when good Christians cover up molestation within their own family, then lecture everyone else on sexual immorality, it’s A-OK with Mike.

Antonin Scalia Should Step Down as Supreme Court Justice After Creationist Beliefs Revealed

By June 08, 2015

In a graduation speech at his granddaughter’s high school last Thursday, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia revealed that he believes humanity has been around “some 5,000 years or so.”  Speaking to the crowd of teenagers and parents, he said: Class of 2015, you should not leave Stone Ridge High School thinking that you face challenges that… Read More

Jim Bob Duggar’s Masturbation Punishment Story Explains a Lot…

By May 29, 2015

An alleged story about Jim Bob Duggar’s punishment for his son masturbating explains a lot about Josh Duggar and his sexual deviancy…

Khloe Kardashian’s Niqab Selfie is Offensive Because it Offends Women, Not Islam

By May 27, 2015
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Khloe Kardashian’s new look may be offending social justice warriors and some Muslims who believe she is offending Islam, but in reality, she is offending women who should never have to wear a ridiculous clown outfit for fear of violent male repercussions.


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