Sarah Palin Really, Really Can See Russia From Her House!

By October 27, 2015
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No Sarah, Russia isn’t a threat to the United States.

Status update

By October 26, 2015

Oops! Chris Hayes just accidentally called abortion a “touchstone of human evil.”

Ben Carson Will Stab You

By October 26, 2015

Ben Carson: brain surgeon, presidential candidate, and former violent sociopath.

Hey Jeb, If You Can’t Compete With Donald Trump and Ben Carson, Your Campaign is Over

By October 26, 2015

Mitt Romney was eventually able to beat back the likes of Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum, but Jeb Bush can’t get a handle on a racist hotel builder and a brain surgeon who apparently has no brain of his own.

A Mother’s Grief Doesn’t Prove Hillary Clinton Was To Blame for Benghazi

By October 26, 2015
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The presence of grieving families doesn’t automatically indicate malfeasance or negligence when you’re talking about grief for men and women who willingly undertook dangerous assignments.

Donald Trump’s Black Friend Said It Was Okay To Attack Ben Carson

By October 25, 2015

As usual, the media misses the best part of a story, in this case Donald Trump’s priceless preamble to attacking Ben Carson’s T-levels.

Quote of the Day: Jeb Bush Has Had Just About Enough of Your Ridicule

By October 24, 2015
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It appears as if Jeb is finally working his way through the Kubler Ross stages of grief in response to the tragic, prolonged death of his presidential hopes. And right now he’s firmly in the “anger” stage.

Which Republican Wins ‘Creepiest Presidential Candidate?’

By October 24, 2015

Jeb Bush grossed out the world by slobbering all over barely-legal Supergirl, but can he compete with the rest of the creeps in the GOP field?

Dear Jeb: Here’s A List Of People Your Brother Didn’t Keep Safe

By October 24, 2015
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Put this idiotic talking point to rest already.

Tucker Carlson’s Benghazi Hearing Highlight Reel is the Best Thing Ever

By October 24, 2015

If you’ve been thinking “Is it just me, or did Hillary completely kick that Benhgazi hearing’s ass?”, Tucker Carlson’s highlight reel proves it’s not just you.

Jeb Bush Is Killing Jobs Already… in His Own Campaign

By October 23, 2015

Jeb Bush is probably not going anywhere, but it ain’t good that he’s cutting his payroll by 40%.

Quote of the Day: What We Learned About Benghazi Today

By October 22, 2015

Hillary Clinton’s testimony before the House Select Committee on Benghazi lasted longer than all three Lord of the Rings movies combined, longer than a binge-watch of an entire season of True Detective, longer, even, than one hundred replays of Stairway to Heaven, and at the end of it all, committee chair Trey Gowdy was asked… Read More

This One Image Sums Up Perfectly the Giant Mountain of Sh*t That Is the Benghazi Hearing

By October 22, 2015
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It really would be a thing of beauty if you and I weren’t paying for this never-ending clusterfuck.

Fox News Thinks Biden’s Announcement Today Was Meant To Distract from Something Something Benghazi

By October 21, 2015
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Wait for it…

Conservative Economics in Britain So Harsh UN is Launching an Investigation

By October 21, 2015

In the UK, the conservative party has implemented their vision of a free market society with such force that the United Nations is now launching an investigation into the violation of British citizen’s human rights

Joe Biden Is Not Running For President, But His Empty Podium Still Beating Jeb Bush

By October 21, 2015

This is probably for the best.

Republican Candidates Angle For Evangelical Persecution Complex Vote

By October 20, 2015

The pandering is very real.

Paul Ryan Says He’ll Take the Speaker’s Job, With One Very Big Condition

By October 20, 2015
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Ryan’s probably the only guy who can hold together the various factions of the dysfunctional Republican House. He’s like Nick Fury if you can imagine the Avengers as a bunch of ten-year-olds gorging on paint chips.


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