Politics

Republicans Have a Very Insulting Plan To Attract Women Voters

By August 28, 2014
3Stooges

Republicans recognize they have a women problem, so they’re going to do everything they can to pretend to fix it.

Fox News Channel Host Wishes Vladimir Putin Could Be “Head of the United States”

By August 28, 2014
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48 hours is enough time for Putin to shoot down a few more passenger airliners; invite Russian military into one or more states; imprison at least several thousand gay people; seize control of the internet; censor journalism; dissolve PBS and replace it with RT.

Don’t Expect Anything New from the NRA Regarding the Latest Baby With a Gun

By August 27, 2014
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Given the lobbyist group’s silence during those dozens of other instances in which babies with guns killed other babies, don’t hold your breath for a sudden epiphany about keeping firearms out of the hands of children.

Guess What? No One Really Gives a Sh*t Whether Obama Plays Golf

By August 27, 2014
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Only 31 percent of voters think it’s “fair to criticize the president for playing golf,” while only 30 percent “say that President Obama ‘plays too much golf.’”

Tom Friedman Proves Again That He’s The Most Overpaid Columnist Alive

By August 26, 2014
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You can always count on Tom Friedman at the New York Times to take incredibly complex events and create dangerously simple analogies out of them.

Animal Rights Activists are an Easy Punchline, But Their Cause Deserves Greater Public Advocacy

By August 26, 2014
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Unfortunately, there’s exactly nothing on the political docket with regards to protecting animals. So, it’s unclear why animal rights activism needed to be taken down a notch.

WATCH: John Boehner Compares Himself to a Creepy Horror-Movie Monkey

By August 26, 2014
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It’s literally 41 seconds of John Boehner in various settings with a creepy horror-movie toy monkey.

THE WEEKLY MILLENNIAL: Explaining ISIS, Syria, and Rick Perry’s Indictment To Apathetic 20-Somethings

By August 26, 2014
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“Where there is shouting, there is no true knowledge.” – Leonardo da Vinci

Sorry, But the Democrats Are Absolutely Not ‘Doomed’ in the Midterms

By August 26, 2014
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It appears as if Democratic prospects aren’t as horrifying as everyone says. Far from it.

WATCH: The Most Shamelessly Disgusting Ad of the 2014 Midterms (So Far)

By August 25, 2014
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A New Mexico Republican candidate for Senate, Allen Weh, released the following ad today, becoming the first video blast of the 2014 campaign to exploit last week’s beheading of American journalist James Foley.

Dear Atheists In Congress: It’s Time To Come Out Of the Closet

By August 25, 2014
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It’s time to end this ridiculous charade that enables anti-atheist bigotry.

Face It, Blacks. Michael Brown Let You Down.

By August 25, 2014
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For a moment there, things were looking pretty good. A boy shot multiple times with his hands up. College bound. Poor. Innocent. And in response: helicopters and tanks. Maybe this time, we thought, they would believe us.

Sarah Palin’s Ice Bucket Challenge is Funnier Than You Think

By August 25, 2014
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For the first time ever, a video of Sarah Palin is funny for the right reasons.

This Conservative Just Said the Worst Thing About Immigration So Far

By August 23, 2014
Lowry

File this under, “This was a thing that was actually said.”

If You’re Upset About Obama’s Golf Game, Here’s Reagan Goofing Off During Major Events

By August 22, 2014
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Here’s a series of harrowing events from the 1980s, along with the comparatively AWESOME optics from Ronald Reagan, the now-sainted chief executive.

Republicans Freak Out For the Gazillionth Time About Obama Golfing

By August 22, 2014
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This is basically the unofficial Republican guide to when Obama shouldn’t go golfing.

How The Right Wing Turned Me Into A Black Radical, I Guess

By August 22, 2014
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The modern right wing has a simple two step process they use to turn an average black person into a black radical like Stokely Carmichael or Malcolm X: 1.A black person 2.A black person voicing an opinion I know, because it has happened to me, time and time again. First, some personal background. I am… Read More

Chez Pazienza Talks To Us Live From Ferguson

By August 21, 2014
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Live From Ferguson: Chez Broadcasts Live from Ferguson; Ben Cohen Joins Us From Washington, DC; The Story on the Ground; Police Militarism; Chez Pepper-Sprayed by Cops; The Aftermath; The Reality of Ferguson Versus the Stereotypes; and much more.