Politics

MEMBERS ONLY: The Daily Banter NSFW Video Mail Bag: My Little Pony Sex Dolls, Marriage Advice and Batman Movies!!

By January 30, 2015
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On this week’s NSFW Video Mail Bag, Ben, Chez and Bob discuss My Little Pony Sex Dolls, bank accounts and marriages, and the worst Batman movies!!

The Daily Banter Video Mail Bag: The GOP Contenders, Links from Bill Maher, and Andrew Sullivan

By January 30, 2015
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On this week’s edition of The Daily Banter Video Bag, Ben, Chez (who was dressed up as a frog…) and Bob discuss the GOP contenders, the site crashing after Bill Maher linked to us, and Andrew Sullivan’s departure from blogging.

Bristol Palin: Sarah Palin’s Speech Didn’t Suck Because Martin Luther King, Jr.

By January 30, 2015
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There aren’t enough MLK quotes on record to have rescued that train wreck.

Texas Republicans Want To Limit Cancer Screenings Because They Have Fetal Derangement Syndrome

By January 30, 2015
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Everything is bigger in Texas, including the Fetal Derangement Syndrome.

Did President Obama Just Smack Mitt Romney Right Out Of The 2016 Presidential Race?

By January 30, 2015
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Less than 24 hours after President Obama’s sick burn of Mitt Romney, the former GOP nominee has called it quits. Coincidence?

Angry Old John McCain Throws Those “Low-Life Scum” Hippies Off His Lawn

By January 29, 2015
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If you missed Vietnam, you could see it reenacted on Capitol Hill Thursday afternoon.

MEMBERS ONLY: Confessions Of a Disillusioned Politics Junkie

By January 29, 2015
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Politics is fun to watch, but it’s hard not to feel hopelessly detached.

Rand Paul Flip-Flops on Drones Again: They Should Be Legal But He’d Shoot One Down Anyway

By January 29, 2015
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Rand Paul’s chief liability is his consistent lack of consistency, and this new statement on drones falls perfectly in line with his record of obvious flip-flopping on the issue.

Conservative Smear-Merchant Chuck C. Johnson Continues to Destroy Journalism, Target Rape Victims

By January 28, 2015
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What makes Johnson especially vile is that he’s completely unaware of his awfulness.

Michelle Obama Gives Zero F*cks About What the Saudis Wanted Her To Wear

By January 27, 2015
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The staggering lack of f*cks given by Michelle Obama sent Saudi Twitter into a tizzy.

MEMBERS ONLY: The Real Reason Why Anti-Obamacare CEOs Are Allegedly Cutting Employee Hours

By January 27, 2015
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If this theory is accurate, it’s difficult to point to another chapter in history when major billion-dollar corporations decided they didn’t like a president or his policies and therefore manipulated the lives of workers in order to push back against the White House.

Ted Nugent Still Thinks Obama is a “Subhuman Mongrel”

By January 26, 2015
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One year later, he not only stands by the insult, but said in an interview that it was “too delicate.”

Poor Mike Huckabee Thinks There’s a ‘Secular Theocracy’ Taking Away Christians’ Rights

By January 26, 2015
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Mike Huckabee looks to be going after the Christian martyrdom vote in 2016.

Donald Trump’s Buffoonish and Delusional Narcissism Was In Top Form This Weekend

By January 26, 2015
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Guess who Trump thinks should be president? Okay, don’t.

Your Handy Guide to the Most Epic Sarah Palin Speech Ever

By January 26, 2015
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We’ve assembled here a selection of the most incomprehensible moments from the speech to serve as evidence that not only would she be a fantastic candidate in the forthcoming Republican presidential primaries, but that she might also be suffering from either Syphilitic dementia or brain worms.

Fox and Friends: Obama’s Plan for Free College is a Terrible Idea Because College Sucks

By January 23, 2015
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This is exactly the same incomprehensible flanking maneuver used by Erick Erickson when we tweeted that Obama’s sending more women to college where they’ll be raped on campus.

Say No-Go: It’s Too Late To Stop the Myth of Muslim “No-Go Zones”

By January 22, 2015
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This is only the beginning, I promise. When you combine our susceptibility to fear-based disinformation with our tendency to fixate on subjects that are easily memed and hashtagged, “no-go zones” is tailor-made to become the next big conservative night terror. Screw reality — everybody panic.

What Is The Daily Banter? Part 6: The Unexpected

By January 22, 2015
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It’s easy to produce comfortable, party-line clickbait and crowd-pleasers, it takes nards of iron to stand apart and to be unpredictable — to entertain, inform and essentially challenge our readers.