Ted Cruz’s Spokesperson Attacks Obama For Hosting A Special Olympics Event

By July 31, 2014

Amanda Carpenter, Ted Cruz’s spokesperson, is so blinded with hatred of President Obama that she decided on Thursday night to attack him… for hosting an event for Special Olympics. On her Twitter account, Carpenter blasted Obama for “having a Katy Perry concert” at the White House. But the “concert” in question is a benefit for… Read More

Bank Bailout Architect Goes Homeless For a Week and Draws a Really Dumb Conclusion

By July 31, 2014

The architect of the 2008 bank bailout and gubernatorial candidate says the homeless don’t need welfare, but jobs. Wall Street execs, though, are a different story.

How Obama’s Impeachment Would Stack Up Against Other Presidential Bad Boys

By July 31, 2014

Let’s put Obama’s impeachment situation in context by comparing it to some of the more famous past impeachment proceedings we’ve had in this country, namely those involving Andrew Johnson, Richard Nixon, and “Slick Willy” Clinton…

Rand Paul Has a White Supremacy Problem

By July 31, 2014

Rand Paul has a habit of explaining that black people just aren’t aware of things that they are actually painfully aware of, and the “racial outcome” of the criminal justice system is no exception.

Video Emerges Of Butthurt Rand Paul Blasting “Cranks and Hacks” At MSNBC

By July 31, 2014

Rand Paul threw a hissy fit on MSNBC Wednesday, and was still raging hours later when he spoke to a group of young libertarians about how the “cranks and hacks” just totally ruined his day.

S.E. Cupp’s Atheism Rant Is From Another Planet

By July 31, 2014

Virtually everything she says in this 90 second clip is straight-up false.

ReaganBook Is the Perfect Social Network For a Party With Nothing Left To Offer

By July 31, 2014

Out of ideas in the present, the Republican Party instead offers Reagan, and soon even that will lose its appeal.

The One Time The Media Should Believe The Right, They Don’t

By July 30, 2014

People don’t often change. Once they settle into patterns of behavior in adulthood, they often stay with them until they die. Sure, sometimes there are dramatic come to Jesus moments of clarity and self reflection, but especially with habits – bad habits – we as a species stick to them. Which is why its curious… Read More

“Thanks Obama!”: A Political Strategy of Failure

By July 30, 2014

One of the most admirable things about the GOP used to be their messaging ability. Even if you disagreed with their policy positions the capability to disseminate talking points was a thing of beauty. They framed the discussion, and you found yourself on defense the whole way. They forced the other side to abandoned structural… Read More

How To Decide Which Dead White Guy Should Come Off Our Money

By July 30, 2014

President Obama believes putting a few women on our currency is a “pretty good idea,” which means we’re going to have to bump one of our Founding Fathers from the current roster. But who?

Quote of the Day: Fox News Has Your Obama Impeachment Conspiracy Theory

By July 30, 2014
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It’s always entertaining when Fox News’ Andrea Tantaros tries to think, sort of like watching a kitten try to get its head out of a jar it somehow got stuck in.

Dear Congressman Steve King: WTF Is a “Rape Path”?

By July 30, 2014

Another Republican brings up rape, and what he was discussing had nothing to do with sexual assault.

Iowa Senate Candidate Joni Ernst Is the GOP’s Next Ticking Timebomb

By July 30, 2014

Keep an eye on this race because Republican Joni Ernst is about to give Sarah Palin a run for her money.

Quote of the Day: Alabama Wants To Ignore the Federal Government Because God Says So

By July 29, 2014
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What God giveth Alabama let no man take away.

In From the Fringe: The Devolution of Fanatical Republicans

By July 29, 2014
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“I haven’t written anything about politics in a few months. Though I could, and did, pawn it off to a new job, the truth is I’d simply had enough. To quote Nietzsche, ‘When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.’”

Video: Do Not Open Carry Your Tits in This Restaurant, Ladies

By July 29, 2014

Maybe the secret to gun control is rebranding guns by referring to them as tits, since these guys seem so hostile to them. Nice tits, guys, can everyone play with them?

Bill O’Reilly Said 13 Stupid Things About Marijuana, So We Debunked Them All

By July 29, 2014

Bill O’Reilly went on one of the crankiest old-man rants about marijuana you’ll ever see. It was also false.

9 Can’t Miss Shows On Sarah Palin’s New TV Channel

By July 28, 2014

The answer to the lamestream media has finally arrived.