Watch Rick Perry’s Hilarious Debate Preview Brain Fart

By July 30, 2015

Former Texas Governor Rick Perry has thus far been the on;y Republican presidential candidate who’s shown a willingness to step up and attack Donald Trump, but if his performance Thursday morning is any indication, it’s going to be a long debate for Perry.

More Evidence Proving Louie Gohmert is the Dumbest Man in Congress

By July 30, 2015

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) came up with a magic bullet solution to prove that homosexuality will destroy humanity.

This Republican Congressman Doesn’t Know How Many People Are in Congress

By July 29, 2015

Rep. Mark Meadows (R-NC) has offered up a resolution to oust Speaker of the House John Boehner (R-OH). Here’s hoping Boehner’s replacement knows more about Congress than Meadows does.

The Emerging Idiocracy: You’ll Never Guess Who Trump Wants for His Cabinet

By July 28, 2015
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The forthcoming Idiocracy appears to be taking shape. And it’s terrifying.

Which Presidential Candidate Was Endorsed By Opponent of Marital Rape Law?

By July 28, 2015

Donald Trump’s lawyer is under fire and apologizing for telling a Daily Beast reporter that “you cannot rape your spouse,” but there’s another presidential candidate who conspicuously boasts an endorsement from someone who opposed making it illegal to rape your wife.

Convicted Felon Dinesh D’Souza Now Tweeting Out Homophobic and Racist Slurs to Save Career

By July 28, 2015

For an apparently highly educated man, D’Souza displays the emotionally maturity of a teenage internet troll.

Sarah Palin is Sharing Despicable, Racist Planned Parenthood Photos on Facebook

By July 27, 2015

Not only has Palin been vocally calling for the complete destruction of Planned Parenthood, she is now sharing monstrously offensive and racist photos on facebook to make her point.

Why Bernie Sanders Can’t Win

By July 27, 2015

Senator Bernie Sanders is rightly beloved by liberals, but the people who are humoring his presidential bid don’t have anyone’s best interests in mind but their own. It’s time for a reality check.

Obama Lectured Kenya on Gay Rights Because He’s a Muslim Who Hates America

By July 27, 2015

Makes total sense.

Ted Cruz Wastes Taxpayer Money on Ridiculous Hearings to Undermine the Supreme Court

By July 27, 2015

Not only has the establishment Republican Party begun to embrace kooky conspiracy theories marketed by sideshow geek Alex Jones, but following the Supreme Court’s same-sex marriage decision, party leaders have seriously entertained the idea of hammering out legislation that would alter the future of the Supreme Court forever.

Marco Rubio, You’re The One With No Class

By July 25, 2015

Marco Rubio, you’re the one with no class for interjecting gutter politics into a presidential race that should be about ideas, priorities and vision.

Even In Biased Poll, Americans Still Approve of Planned Parenthood Despite ‘Body Parts’ Smears

By July 24, 2015

Even after all the lies, and even in a biased push-poll that repeats those lies, a majority of Americans still have a favorable opinion of Planned Parenthood.

‘Cuckservative’ Is a Conservative Who Isn’t Quite Racist Enough For Donald Trump Fans

By July 23, 2015

There’s a new “slur” for conservatives that attacks their sexual and racial potency, and guess which Republican candidate its adherents love the mostest?

Marco Rubio’s Coded Racism Still Can’t Budge Trump in Presidential Polls

By July 23, 2015

Was Marco Rubio’s Trump-fueled attack on President Obama an appeal to racism? The short answer is yes, but it was a really bad one.

My Shouting Match With Lunatic Conservatives Part 3473…..

By July 23, 2015
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“The debate turned into a shouting match on several occasions when both Cooper and Sauer started making up statistics and outright lying about topics they clearly didn’t know anything about.”

WATCH: Lindsey Graham Completely Destroys His Cellphone in Response to Trump

By July 22, 2015

This was probably the best thing Graham could’ve done because, obviously, hackers likely went to work on his phone almost immediately.

Rand Paul Takes a Chainsaw To the Tax Code, Still Can’t Out-Crazy Trump

By July 21, 2015
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Sorry, Rand, you’re gonna have to do better than that. It’s a whole new world out there.

Sarah Palin’s Response to Donald Trump-John McCain ‘Hero’ Flap Will Blow Your Mind

By July 21, 2015

Sarah Palin’s response to Donald Trump’s attack on John McCain is a thing of beauty.


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