Politics

Donald Trump Accidentally Calls Out MSNBC Hosts For Supporting Him

By February 10, 2016
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They’re not the only ones promoting Trump, but they are the worst.

Marco Rubio Supports Agony Panels

By February 09, 2016
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It’s amazing how quickly Republicans will come between you and your doctor when it helps them pander in an early state.

Donald Trump is Like a Championship Wrestler, His Fans Don’t Care if He is Real

By February 09, 2016
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Trump is like a championship wrestler, his fans don’t care if he is real. They don’t want a real candidate, they want someone who, if he were real, would support all of the things that they believe.

Watch As Respectable Journalist Can’t Keep His Black Republicans Straight

By February 09, 2016
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As the stakes in the 2016 election get higher, the campaigns and their accompanying coverage get weirder and weirder. I’m not just talking about the big things, like Marco Rubio’s human blue screen of death or Donald Trump calling Ted Cruz a pussy, but the lesser-noticed things that illustrate what’s wrong with everything.

Hillary Clinton Surrogate Generously Allows That ‘Bernie Sanders Isn’t an Evil Man’

By February 08, 2016
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It’s getting weird out there.

Wait, Donald Trump Just Called Ted Cruz a What???

By February 08, 2016
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Donald Trump just called Ted Cruz a “pussy” in an actual presidential election. Seriously.

Paul Krugman: Democrats Exist in a “Different Intellectual and Moral Universe” Than Republicans

By February 08, 2016
Nobel Laureate and professor of economics and international affairs at Princeton University Krugman speaks during a news conference at the World Capital Markets Symposium in Kuala Lumpur

Krugman really hit the nail on the head with his observation of the increasingly noticeable difference between the two parties basic moral and intellectual principles. “When you revisit Democratic debates after what went down Saturday, it doesn’t feel as if you’re watching a different party,” wrote Krugman. “It feels as if you’ve entered a different intellectual and moral universe.”

Chris Christie and Marco Rubio Unwittingly Exposed Default Republican Position on Literally Everything

By February 08, 2016
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On Saturday night, Chris Christie and Marco Rubio unwittingly revealed the default Republican position on every policy ranging from healthcare to taxes and the environment. What is that response? In one word: Obama

Hillary Clinton Hits Back Hard at Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren Attack

By February 07, 2016
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Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton are going at it over Elizabeth Warren’s critique of Hillary’s handling of a bankruptcy bill.

This John Kasich Clip is the Saddest, Most Awkward Thing Ever

By February 07, 2016
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This shouldn’t happen to a dog.

Why Does Bernie Sanders Have to Answer For Sexist ‘Bernie Bros?’

By February 07, 2016
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The “Bernie Bro” phenomenon, such as it is, says something, but does it have anything to do with Bernie Sanders?

Why Were These Bernie Sanders Supporters Suspended From Tinder?

By February 05, 2016
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Now that’s commitment.

Why Iowa Will Eventually Deliver The Presidency to Hillary Clinton

By February 05, 2016
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Iowa has historically been Hillary Clinton’s Waterloo. With her recent victory there over Bernie Sanders, the state may become her lucky charm. Here’s why.

Here’s Why Hillary Clinton Should Reject ‘Progressive’ Label

By February 04, 2016
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It ain’t all it’s cracked up to be.

Humble Donald Trump Disappears, Claims Ted Cruz “Stole” Iowa

By February 03, 2016
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Well, that didn’t take long. After going silent on twitter for almost a full day after handily losing Iowa to fellow nut job Ted Cruz, Donald Trump came roaring back to life to accuse his opponent of stealing the election.

The Numbers Show Bernie Sanders Won’t Win, So What Will His Faithful Do Then?

By February 03, 2016
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This isn’t an opinion. It’s math. The thing about reality is that it’s always there and you’re subject to the constraints of it whether you choose to believe in it or not. Barring a political deus ex machina of statistically inexpressible proportions, Bernie Sanders just isn’t going to be president. But given that this election is bigger than any one person — or any one grudge should that person not win — will Sanders’s rabid fanbase vote for someone they’ve spent months utterly demonizing?

Guess Which Other Former Democrat Came Second in the Iowa Republican Caucuses?

By February 02, 2016
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On the sizzling heels of Senator Ted Cruz’s (R-TX) victory in Monday night’s Iowa caucuses, there has been a rush by the media to topple the candidacy of Iowa runner-up Donald Trump like some gold-plated, questionably-coiffed Saddam Hussein statue. For Trumpians looking for comfort beyond Microsoft conspiracy theories, history has some hope for them.

Donald Trump Begins a Bitter, Dismissive Twitter Tirade Against the Entire State of Iowa in 3… 2… 1…

By February 01, 2016
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So Donald Trump lost Iowa tonight.

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