Media and Entertainment

The ‘Morning Joe’ Crew Has a Really Sexist Explanation For the White House Security Breach

By October 01, 2014
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Despite many White House security breaches in the past, these didn’t stop the men on ‘Morning Joe’ from blaming the latest one on the gender of the current Secret Service director.

And We Have Our First Conservative Pundit To Connect Barack Obama To the U.S. Ebola Case

By October 01, 2014
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And the winner is…

Stephen Colbert Is Really Pissing Off Bill O’Reilly, And It’s Awesome

By September 30, 2014
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It’s always entertaining to observe an egomaniac gasbag, who takes himself way too seriously, respond to jokes about his childish ideas.

The NFL Now Says It was Wrong To Penalize a Muslim Player for Praying After a Touchdown

By September 30, 2014
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The message was clear: praying to the Christian god on the field is apparently a-okay, but giving thanks to the Muslim deity is a violation of NFL policy.

John Oliver, Bill O’Reilly and Two Very Different Views of Obama

By September 30, 2014
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If you were in a coma for the last six years, then suddenly awakened this past weekend to observe both John Oliver’s show and Bill O’Reilly’s Sunday show appearance, you might assume they were talking about the military actions of two very separate and distinct presidents.

The New “#IAmARepublican” Campaign Is Backfiring In Predictably Spectacular Fashion

By September 30, 2014
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Needless to say, #IAmARepublican functioned as it was supposed to for all of maybe 48 hours before being hijacked and turned into one big flying snark bomb.

George Zimmerman’s Family Wants To Be Reality TV Stars (and Other Revelations from the Insane GQ Profile)

By September 29, 2014
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If you think George Zimmerman’s public life has played out like one big psychodrama since he shot and killed an unarmed black teenager, you can’t imagine how bizarre it’s been behind the scenes.

Paging Edward Snowden: Now the Government Wants To Collect Your Poop

By September 29, 2014
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Some privacy advocates’ pipes will be bursting over this proposal.

Bill O’Reilly Slams U.S. Military Commanders for Not Being More Like General Patton

By September 29, 2014
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O’Reilly not only continued to push for the privatization of the U.S. armed forces by replacing the troops with an outsourced 25,000-man mercenary army, but he also stated point-blank that there aren’t any active-duty military commanders who are capable of defeating ISIS.

Here Comes the Anti-Vaccination Crowd’s Insane Response To State Farm Dropping Rob Schneider

By September 26, 2014
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For every action there is an equal and painfully stupid reaction.

Jon Stewart To Fox News: Why Is It NOW Okay To Criticize the President During Wartime?

By September 26, 2014
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Jon Stewart tells Eric Bolling, “Fuck you and all your false patriotism.”

Fox News Calls Eric Holder “Slimy” and Say He Ran the DOJ “Like the Black Panthers Would”

By September 26, 2014
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Where others see a history-making AG with a complicated legacy on civil liberties, Fox News’ panicky white audience sees a puppet for black rage who must be reduced to slime.

Anti-Vaxxer Rob Schneider Dumped by State Farm, Immediately Invokes Free Speech and Founding Fathers

By September 25, 2014
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If you’re telling people to do something that’s incredibly unsafe not only for their children but for a hell of a lot of other people, the company you’re working for whose business model is built on keeping people as safe as possible gets to shit-can you because you’re embarrassing it.

PODCAST: Bob Cesca and Chez Pazienza Discuss the GOP Outrage About Obama’s Coffee Salute, and More

By September 25, 2014
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On this week’s podcast, Bob and Chez discuss airstrikes in Syria; InfoWars Goon Dan Bidondi’s incoherent outrage; Eric Holder’s resignation and the social media meme culture.

Stop Whatever You’re Doing and Watch Last Night’s “South Park” Immediately

By September 25, 2014
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Seriously, do yourself a favor, clear 30 minutes out of your schedule and watch this.

Fox News Host’s ‘Boobs on the Ground’ Joke Reminds Us That Conservatives Shouldn’t Do Comedy

By September 25, 2014
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There’s nothing like some good old-fashioned sexism to get your audience rolling on the floor unable to get up because they’re so elderly.

GOP Continues to Blow Off Rule About Not Criticizing the President During Wartime

By September 25, 2014
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Here’s just another friendly reminder of what we thought was the rule about this kind of behavior.

ESPN Suspends Bill Simmons For Criticizing Roger Goodell; Throws Away Last Bit Of Journalistic Integrity

By September 25, 2014
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We’d be shocked if we didn’t already write about this problem back in mid-August.