Media and Entertainment

Prepare Yourself: Officer Darren Wilson Probably Won’t Be Charged for Shooting Mike Brown

By October 22, 2014
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Yesterday, the St. Louis Post-Dispatch published the results of the official autopsy performed on Mike Brown in the immediate aftermath of his shooting on August 7th of this year. Among the findings: there was a “significant altercation” at Officer Darren Wilson’s car and Brown appeared to have tried to grab the gun from out of his hand.

Terrorism Analyst Helpfully Explains How To Keep Your Teenagers From Joining ISIS

By October 22, 2014

Yes, it has come to this: We are now getting parenting advice from terrorism analysts.

Salon Gives the Lamest and Most Half-Assed Response To Getting Caught Plagiarizing

By October 22, 2014

When BuzzFeed handles a plagiarism controversy better than you, it’s time to take a long look in the mirror.

Foxtoberfest Of Stupid: Bob Beckel vs. Bill O’Reilly

By October 22, 2014

Does Bob Beckel’s casual racism trump Bill O’Reilly’s egotistical stupidity?

There Will Never Be Another Ben Bradlee

By October 22, 2014
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Former Washington Post editor Ben Bradlee was a titan of real journalism and a constant reminder of the good it can do.

Bristol Palin Says She Was Called a C*nt, Had Her $300 Sunglasses Stolen in New Police Audio of Fight

By October 21, 2014
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Listen to this and laugh and laugh. Then stop laughing and weep openly when you remind yourself that this woman was once poised to be a heartbeat away from living in the White House.

What the Hell Have We Done To Renée Zellweger?

By October 21, 2014
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When you’re someone with a recognizable and even bankable appearance, altering it can mean an inexorable slide into career oblivion. What’s unfortunate is that Renée Zellweger was probably caught between that fact of Hollywood and the other one — the one that demands that young, fresh-faced actresses stay young and fresh-faced forever.

In Defense of Monica Lewinsky (Shame on You, Social Media)

By October 21, 2014

There’s a terrible injustice in the fact that President Clinton is the most popular politician in the world today, while Monica Lewinsky is the cheap punchline to dozens of blow-job jokes.

James O’Keefe And His Porn Mustache Busted By Democrats For Attempted Voter Fraud

By October 21, 2014

Sad ACORN-slayer and Dildo Boat Captain James O’Keefe is baaaack! This time, he tried to run his game on some Democrats in Colorado, and according to Mother Jones, got busted bad.

An Open Letter To Salon About the Plagiarist Writing For Their Website

By October 21, 2014

By now, Salon surely knows it’s giving a platform to a plagiarist, but why haven’t you done anything about it?

Sarah Palin Tried To Bully Us With Legal Action and Failed Miserably

By October 21, 2014

On September 21, I logged into my YouTube account to find the following copyright notice…

Why Did The New York Times Only Tell Part Of Darren Wilson’s Story?

By October 20, 2014

This is an obvious PR leak from a biased source.

Interview With “Allen Montgomery,” Founder Of the Hoax Site, National Report

By October 20, 2014

Stories from his website have fooled millions of people and major news organizations, but what’s his endgame?

37 Dicks x 20: Celebrating the Anniversary of “Clerks”

By October 19, 2014
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20 years ago today, Kevin Smith’s Clerks was released in theaters.

F*ck You, America: Guy Fieri’s Restaurant Is One of the Most Profitable in New York City

By October 17, 2014
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While critics both professional and amateur have savaged the restaurant equivalent of that cavernous “Sportatorium”-type venue on the edge of town that still books Sammy Hagar — the monstrous monument to all things Guy in the middle of Manhattan — it turns out that Fieri is of course having the last laugh. Because this is America. And we fucking suck.

New Atheist-Basher Is Apparent Plagiarizer and Thinks It’s No Big Deal

By October 17, 2014

A Salon hack may have just gotten buried under an avalanche of his own dishonesty.

Foxtoberfest Of Stupid: Sean Hannity (3) vs. Howard Kurtz (6)

By October 16, 2014

Contrary to popular belief, these guys did not make up two thirds of the Three Stooges.

NSFW: Chelsea Handler Explains Being Peed on by Jason Biggs, Because Celebrities Are Just Like Us

By October 16, 2014
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There’s something about this entire scene that just — makes sense.