Media and Entertainment

Charles Krauthammer Wins Asshole Quote of the Week

By September 16, 2014
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Real-life talking corpse Charles Krauthammer has seriously attacked President Obama for being narcissistic know it all.

Bill Maher Should Accept Glenn Beck’s Invitation To Talk About Islam on TheBlaze TV

By September 16, 2014
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Glenn Beck would like to have a word with Bill Maher.

So What If I Laughed at the Bloody Urban Outfitters “Kent State” Sweatshirt?

By September 16, 2014
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I admit it. I think the Kent State shirt is funny.

Rush Limbaugh: Saying “No” to Sex “Means ‘Yes’ If You Know How to Spot It”

By September 15, 2014
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This has to rank among the top two or three most vile things he’s said.

Sorry, but the Police Did Nothing Wrong by Detaining Danièle Watts

By September 15, 2014
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Not every incident deserves to be a flashpoint for our finely honed outrage. And this one absolutely doesn’t.

The 3 Most Politically Accomplished Former Miss America Winners

By September 15, 2014
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Poise counts!

The Daily Banter’s Campaign to UnF*ck the Internet!

By September 15, 2014
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With the explosion of sites like Buzzfeed, Upworthy, and all the other viral content mills flooding the internet with side-boob photos, annoying clickbait headlines, and listicles about cats that look like Miley Cyrus (and no, that is not a joke), we felt it was finally time to do something about it.

The Daily Banter Mail Bag: Obama’s ISIS Plan, Ray Rice and the Music We Hate the Most

By September 12, 2014
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In this week’s edition of The Daily Banter Mail Bag, Bob, Ben and Chez discuss Obama’s strategy for ISIS, Ray Rice and the NFL and the one genre of music we’d ban forever.

Sarah Palin Outstupids Herself With ‘Global Apology’ Comment

By September 12, 2014
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Palin manages to perform one amazing feat of stupidity with her mouth, while her hands are doing an entirely different, unrelated set of dipshittery at the same time.

The Eulogy that the iPod Deserves (RIP: 2001-2014)

By September 11, 2014
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Where were you the day the music died?

A Republican Congressman Admits It: The GOP Plans To Slam Obama on ISIS No Matter What

By September 11, 2014
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It was always going to be easy to write something today about the hypocrisy of conservatives in their responses to President Obama’s ISIS address last night. Thankfully, the GOP is making it even easier.

CNN Doubles Down on Insider Hackery by Hiring Jay Carney

By September 11, 2014
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If you needed more proof that the corporate news media is one giant factory of nepotistic nothingness, the recent hiring of former Obama press secretary Jay Carney by CNN should hopefully dispel any myth of its relevance.

13 Years On: 9/11 in Two Parts

By September 11, 2014
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Never forget? It would be impossible to, no matter who you are.

New York Times Makes Hilarious Correction, Had It Right the First Time

By September 10, 2014
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That’ll do, Times. That’ll do.

Dear Phil Robertson: Just Come Out of the Closet Already

By September 10, 2014
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The Duck Dynasty star can’t shut up about the gays. I wonder why.

Bill Maher Gets Suckered, Says He Might Vote for Rand Paul Because Clinton is Too Hawkish

By September 10, 2014
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Clearly he’s been suckered like so many others — not realizing that Paul is an empty suit.

Quote of the Day: Here’s What “Fashion Rocks” Was Really All About

By September 10, 2014
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Fashion rocks. “Fashion Rocks” sucks.

“#MillennialNoir” Shows Patton Oswalt Is Back To His Old Self on Twitter

By September 10, 2014
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It’s good to have Patton back.